lorin

lorin

Joined 31 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 4 days 13 hours 11 min ago

lorin's Bio

lorin hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • "daniel-san" first-name basis, huh? youre pro... (on Jackson's guestbook)
  • "I refuse to acknowledge that "The Next Karate Kid... (on Jackson's guestbook)
  • i prefer this lipstick color... (on Hot Pink Christina Aguilera @ Esquire's 'Rock the Vote' Event)
  • hm, i think hes kinda hot... (on Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric Are Having Croatian Yacht Sex!)
  • i dunno...all i saw was that... (on Allison Stokke - Cal Bears Track & Field Pictures!)
  • if you look closely at the... (on Vanessa Hudgens - Bikini Pics! (w/ Zac Efron.. Unfortunately))
  • yeah, i heard that she has... (on Pierce Brosnan Might Have A Huge Boobie Fetish)
  • *a... (on MadMax's guestbook)
  • dude. you hear music in everything? its strangerth... (on MadMax's guestbook)
  • i thought it was pretty... (on Get Smart vs The Love Guru - A Bastardly Matchup)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1. i alternate from being a nerd and a dork, depending on the position of the moon.
    im a neork.

    2. im too lazy to use apostrophes

    4. im lactose intolerant

    5. i dont know how to swim.

    6. sometimes, i forget my numbers.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    On an edge of a cliff, under the morning sun.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    despite of being "just another one of 'em damned asians", i still like it here :-)

    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    heather mills. is she even a celebrity?
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    happy drunks
    jell-o filled pool
    skinny dipping

    Your favorite food is...
    chocolate covered cherries for now
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    brangelina
    Music You Would Die Without...

    metallica, the beatles, elliott smith, donovan leitch, better than ezra, jack johnson, keren anne...etc.etc.

    Your favorite quote is...

    time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    his smile

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    a jellyfish
    it doesnt seem crazy but it wasnt YOUR leg.

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    1. complainte de la butte -rufus wainwright
    2. if i could -jack johnson
    3. gone -jack johnson
    4. good old fashioned lover boy -jason mraz
    5. life sucks song -ben stiller&dennis leary
    6. i remember -mocca
    7. no rain -blind melon
    8. say yes -elliott smith
    9. swinging on a star -spooky and sue
    10. throw me a rope -kt tunstall

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    09/29/2008
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    me not love you long time or give sucky sucky por pibe dollars.
    sawree.

    lorin's Guestbook (10)

    Awwwwwh.... aren't you sweet! *high five back at'cha* Yes aside from the lame, unfunny, perverted, and irrelevant bs crap that I come up with for the front page, I'm just a dork.

    Doh! ...now future Bastardly Stalkers to your profile will see that I wrote that about myself... damnitt.

    I'm sure Hilary Swank would like to forget that she made that movie.. I can't believe actually saw that garbage in the theater too!!! I try to block out that memory. If Daniel-san wasn't in it, then it's not the karate kid for crissakes!!!

    "me not love you long time or give sucky sucky por pibe dollars.
    sawree."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Love it!

    I can emphasize with you on your neorkness. I believe it's a whole new way of life and we are the front runners in a new way of of thinking.

    Sincerely, your fellow neork
    TC

    hey there!
    "i paint, draw, and space out, and paint, draw, wait.,"

    me too...

    AWESOME quote...i'm stealing it.