neo geisha

neo geisha

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: foreign
freaky
artist/philosophist
my English is bad, had 7 years of English at school,lol
small boobs, lol
24 years
speak English, Portuguese, German and a little Spanish
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: I would like to do it in an abandoned castle or in a church (ancient, XII century perhaps), lol I'm a little weird
airplanes and movie teathers don't turn me on, they look cheap, cheap sex
What makes you Bastardly?: I like boobs
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: weight proportionate to his height
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: jocelyn wildenstein
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: hot guys/girls, loud music, decadent environment, lots of freaks
Your favorite food is...: pizza, shawarma, chocolate
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: heigl and k-fed pimp and victoria beckham, jennifer love hewitt's ass
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...: I like the ones from "Bully"(they had realism) and Miami Vice (colin & gong li) there are better sex scenes outside the hollywood movie industry (la pianiste)
I like the matrix sex scene (keanu & carrie)
honestly, I don't have a favourite sex scene, I have a favourite horror movie "The Shining"
Music You Would Die Without...: I would die without music
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: everyone...lol
gemma atkinson
I prefer the female body, but I like guys,lol
For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List: Ray Stevenson
Christian Bale
my dirty boy Colin Farrell
Prince Harry
Keanu Reeves
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Vile Vallo (HIM)
Simon Woods
Cillian Murphy
Orlando Bloom
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: everywhere, I love to travel
Thailand
Czech Republic
United Arab Emirates
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: his nose,
because it's related to the penis size (it's not 100% acuratte, it's 99 %)
when i'm more sensitive I look at the eyes, I love green eyes
Two Favorite TV Shows...: Supernatural, Terminator, The Tudors...
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: a homeless man tried to touch my body...I was very afraid...
Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...: Allo! Allo! (bbc, comedy)
Twin Peaks (was so unappropriate for my age, but I think I grew up normal)
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: jocelyn wildenstein
victoria beckham
katie price
fergie
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: Gemma Atkinson, Milla Jovovich, Natalia Vodianova, Asia Argento, Adriana Lima, Lydia Hearst, Cassie, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Britney Spears

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MadMax

Thu, 06/12/2008 - 16:46

"his nose, because it's related to the penis size (it's not 100% acuratte, it's 99 %)"

Eh, Did Holmes really have a 14" nose? I must not have been paying attention.

Oh, hai. *waves*

Glimmer

Sat, 05/24/2008 - 09:38

could you explain the nose thing ??? *please* :)

babygirl2000

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 13:52

well new geisha u changed mind about amy I guess drugs was bad to her body

Lauren

Tue, 04/29/2008 - 21:59

well they definitely have a lot of beautiful men in that country... and just like any other place... some are unfaithful jerks and some are committed sweethearts... i guess it depends on which ones you meet lol i've met some of both types!!! but a lot are good looking that is undeniable!!!

babygirl2000

Fri, 04/25/2008 - 15:11

hey nice profile just wanted to say hello

Lauren

Wed, 04/23/2008 - 00:24

well i'm a fanatic for the actual italian national team... i do like ac milan though... lol you love portuguese players eh... r u portuguese???