Holy Fucking Shit Son

1.i'm only tolerable in small doses. anymore than 20 minutes with me and you'll start to despise me. it turns out that i'm funny to start out then i turn into a complete a-hole. ah well, who needs friends anyways when you have bastardly?
2.currently in school trying to finish my pharmacy degree but i'm starting to lose interest. hopefully i win the lottery or get drafted soon so i can stop having to make so many damn decisions.
3.tall(6'3"), skinny(190) and i have a big ass for some reason
4.i drink too much which should be considered a problem but instead i'm happy with the choices i've made no matter how shitty they are
5.i can only think of four things, which when you think about it is actually the 5th random fact about me

tiananmen square

i, um, well i, hmm, i guess that i, um, what i really...hmm, fuck this, this is a stupid fucking question

not real sure. as long as they're healthy looking they are a-ok in my book

Fergie, god damn she is fugly

booze
good music
cheap hookers

chicken wings with a pitcher of cheap beer

Tom Cruise

wild things 3-some

brad pitt, err um i mean scarlett johansson

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

1.maldives
2.hvar, croatia
3.itacaré, brazil

eyes then lips

1.the office
2.weeds

simpsons
fresh prince of bel-air
married with children

okay, i just finally decided to do this so let's see what happens...

rolling stones-gimme shelter
coltrane-i'm old fashioned
foo fighters-low
bush-english fire
alan jackson-chattahoochie(yikes)
bob marley-redemption song
justin timberlake-sexy back
timbaland-the way i are
enya-carribean blue(????)
girl talk-once again

02/07/1919

milwaukee

1.Fergie
2.Donatella Versace
3.Amy Winehouse
4.Kelly Osbourne
5.Tori Spelling

1.Adriana Lima, 2.Alessandra Ambrosio, 3.Izabel Goulart, 4.Ana Beatriz Barros, 5.Mila Kunis, 6.Keeley Hazell, 7.Marisa Miller, 8.Miranda Kerr, 9.Keira Knightley, 10.Natalie Portman

nope