Ali

Ali

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: -20 years old
-Penn State sophomore
-Can play the tuba
-From Pittsburgh
-I'm actually not that mean in real life
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: Still want to join the mile high club
What makes you Bastardly?: I'd answer yes to the "would you have sex with someone the age of your grandpa" question. I still can't imagine how anyone could pass up that money!
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: Can't really point to a weight..Just like them lean and strong. Yum.
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: Sandra Oh, if you can call her a celeb
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day: http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/06/22/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-elle?page=0,0
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: Tequila
Horniness
Guitar Hero
Your favorite food is...: Spaghetti and meatballs
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: Hayden Panettiere
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: Barack Obama
For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List: Eric Bana!!
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: Ireland, Australia,Italy
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: I notice physical things first, like height, face, body type. But humor and smarts hooks me :)
Two Favorite TV Shows...: Lost, The Office
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: Duck, skateboard
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: I like Kate Beckinsale, Adriana Lima, Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, Emma Watson

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davige101

Wed, 05/14/2008 - 22:05

Hey. I played tuba in grade school. Cool. Probably the best looking tuba player I'll ever encounter. Good for you!
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BoneCrusher

Wed, 05/14/2008 - 14:02

Music 2 my ears Ali. Just let me see the Tuba to make sure no finger prints and no one else was playing - look trust issues already!

" know time is of the essence."
But thanks for helping remember my fourth grade lunches with "you move you lose" lol - nope still waiting on my solo.

You know I saw something last week about this ice cream creamy thing you guys have at Penn - are you done yet with classes?

BoneCrusher

Mon, 05/05/2008 - 17:21

LOL – too shay. Somehow I see Laura being a little to prim & proper for getting it on in a dirty cave on the dirt floor. I might have to buy her dinner first to seal the deal & that aint in the budget unless you have any Red Lobster 2 for 1 coupons you can spare a pimp?

Maybe I can get you there to play the baby making music 8-) on your tuba You look like you play basketball or run track.

BoneCrusher

Sat, 05/03/2008 - 17:16

Barack Obama Naked - LOL - that's pimpin! Maybe you can holla @ him in air force one and kill 2 birds with one stone.

Buck Nasty