Bryan

Bryan

Joined 31 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 1 hour 1 min 49 sec ago

Bryan's Bio

Bryan hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Ha Ha... Not scared, just busy. I see you are f... (on Anonymous Black Chick - ABC's guestbook)
  • Hmmmm.... is it Yoda you... (on Jedi Knight Mary-Kate Olsen @ The Wackness Screening)
  • Sorry... that should read Blacktown. :)... (on Kimia's guestbook)
  • Hey! I forget what the name of the street was, ... (on Kimia's guestbook)
  • @15... spot on. She looks... (on Emmy Rossum's Bastardly Ice Cream Eating Technique!)
  • Going great... still recovering from the weekend! ... (on babygirl2000's guestbook)
  • I think I went to Blacktown a year or so ago one w... (on Kimia's guestbook)
  • Hey Kimia... Yep.. I'm a Melbourne Boy (Fitzro... (on Kimia's guestbook)
  • I've been loving Minka for a... (on Minka Kelly @ 2008 Annual FiFi Fragrance Awards)
  • HAHAHAHA I just read the... (on Alessandra Ambrosio - ARENA Magazine, June 2008)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    On top of a Ferris Wheel... Bow Chucka Wow Bow

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I like to do my bit by pulling red haired kids aside, rustling their hair and calling them carrot top until they cry. Its the least I can do to prepare them for a life of taunting and abuse.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Tough question... It’s all relative to height etc. but as an indication I would say 120 -160
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Lindsay Lohan. She does not have a single redeeming feature.
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Wine, Women and Song.

    Your favorite food is...
    It changes but at the moment it’s Vietnamese.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Renee Zellweger - if her face was pulled back any tighter.... Blah!
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    'Y Tu Mamá También, it put the aw in awakening.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    The music that I like comes and goes, but the one that I wouldn't live without is Jeff Buckley.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    You.. Yeah You... Whats with all the questions??

    If I had to say one it would be Jessica Alba... just for the bragging rights. That kind of sounds like Primary School "Oh, Oh....I saw her...Boobies!"

    Your favorite quote is...

    Can I have two....

    Veni, vidi, vici
    and
    Carpe Diem!

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    New York
    Laos
    Cambodia (again)

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Eyes and smile (seriously!)

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    West Wing
    Boston Legal

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A Snake (which was not because the snake itself was attacking me, but because a 'friend' threw it at me thinking it was harmless - It was actually a king brown which is one of the most deadly snakes in the world)

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    08/06/2008
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1. Lindsay Lohan
    2. Renee Zellweger
    3. Britney Spears
    4. Donatella Versace
    5. Star Jones

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    It changes by the day, but right now, and in no particular order;, 1. Odette Yustman (It's the eyes and hair), 2. Emmy Rossum (The kid of sweet girl you could take home to visit Mum), 3. Jennifer Garner (circa 202), 4. Rachel Bilson (it's probably because Summer was the kind of girl I want to date when I was 16), 5. Megan Gale (Curvy and classically beautiful), 6. Alessandra Ambrosio (no comment required), 7. Missy Peregrym (she is the kind of girl who you run for two hours with you and then go out of an elegant dinner. She also has defined and sexy shoulders), 8. Keira Knightley (she has amazing facial structure), 9. Chelsea Butler (Melbourne based model who has the most amazing smile)
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Just because I can make excel send emails does NOT make me a nerd!

    Bryan's Guestbook (17)

    I don't bite. You can say hi, y'know :p

    U r hot. So, congratulations.

    Where about's did you go when you were in Blacktown?

    How Ghetto are we! LOL

    Thats what i enjoy about visiting Melbourne.. FOOOOD! Melbourne food. Its pretty chilly here right now. I was going getting ready to go to Uni yesterday but as i started getting dressed i was like nope too cold. Ill home it today.

    How'd you come across this site?

    Where'd you come from before you moved to Melbourne, Fitzroy?

    hey hows it goin

    Im from Sydney - good old Blacktown =)
    I go to Melbourne all the time, i have a few cousins that live in Fitzroy.

    Keep warm down there x

    Hey Bryan you from Melbourne?