Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... >My name is Dan.
>d-fuse
>blog
>I own two motorcycles.
>I like porn, pussy and pizza.
>I have a crappy blog where I write nonsense and review movies
>I met Yaphet Kotto once
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What makes you Bastardly? >One day, my father played hide and seek with my brother and I. We haven't seen him since 1996.
>Plus I get blowjobs from prostitutes.
>I probably hate you. I know I hate your kids.
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 80-275lbs |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Madonna is real sinewy right now, I'd still bang her though. |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? |
Your favorite food is... A bottle of Old Crow |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Tyra Banks - I'd love to put something in her mouth to shut her up. |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... Tom Cruise as a crippled Vietnam Vet, bangs a Mexican prostitute in "Born on the Fourth of July"
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Music You Would Die Without... Alice in Chains, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Disturbed, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, MetallicA, Nirvana, Ozzy, Pink Floyd, QOTSA, Soundgarden, STP, The Stones, The Who, Tom Waits
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... |
Your favorite quote is... "I didn't create myself, because I would have done a hell of a better job."
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face, Tits, Ass, Personality
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Two Favorite TV Shows... The Wire
The Sopranos
Band of Brothers
MASH
Becker
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? 5 foot guy with a shaved head
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Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... |
Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play? |
Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 07/27/2008 |
Your Bastardly Location Pennsylvania |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... I know I suck.
Ladies, please shave the vagina.
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