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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: I hate you.
Alcoholic
There was a time where I sold my art at galleries.
That's my fucking motorcycle. I got 4 in the garage. (2006 honda cbr600rr)
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: Wherever, whenever.... too bad women are fucking prudes
What makes you Bastardly?: I'm just a fucking asshole, and I hate everyone (even myself!)
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: 80-275lbs
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: vanessa minillo
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: whiskey
Your favorite food is...: Steak and eggs
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: Tyra Banks ... don't get me wrong I'd bang her, just she annoys the hell out of me
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...: Tom Cruise as a crippled Vietnam Vet, bangs a Mexican prostitute in "Born on the Fourth of July"
Music You Would Die Without...: Ozzy, Tom Waits, Alice in Chains, Black Label Society, Metallica, Bob Dylan
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Ellison or Heidi Montag....... just for fun Katie Couric
Your favorite quote is...: "get aids" / "die in a fire"
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: 1. Bunny Ranch in Nevada
2. Brazil
3. Kansas
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: face
tits
ass
Two Favorite TV Shows...: The Wire
The Sopranos
Band of Brothers
MASH
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: 5 foot guy with a shaved head
Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?: who cares, mostly alice in chains, disturbed and rob zombie
Your Bastardly Birthday (optional): 07/27/2008
Your Bastardly Location: Philly
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: no such thing... id fuck em all
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: Elizabeth Shue, Elizabeth Hurley, Jennifer Ellison, Jennifer Aniston, Mena Suvari, Keira Knightley, Heidi Montag, Lohan (fucking dyke), too drunk to finish the rest
Anything else you wanna say about yourself...: Fuck you