sexygodess

sexygodess

Joined 31 weeks 4 days ago

Was bastardly 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago

somewhere in england......

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Recent Bastardliness

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  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    i'm quite short jus under 5 foot but i'm not midget i like to think i'm jus takin it slow
    i love football IT'S NOT CALLED NOT SOCCER lol seroiously i cry when my team losses and stuff, (i support manchesetr united) gets pretty hectic
    i wanna win the lottery someday, easy money baby, i'd quit education in a heartbeat
    only child
    hate snow, so overatted it's not even funny and friggin cold
    wanna live in barcelona someday i love spain A LOT!!!
    am intrugued by geneology n how we all interlink with each other n stuff like that
    hate being broke, but with my shopping habits i find that i'm broke more often than i'd like to be
    i'm a south african that lives in england but has an american accent (i lived there wen i was younger) people get confused
    wouldnt mind a one night stand with both cristiano ronaldo and thierry henry hhhmmmm
    i wouldnt like a get married but i want to have a wedding i'd have the fliest dress EVER!!!

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    pool table, lift, back seat of a car (pref. audi R8 lol), office, hot tub u name it!!!!

    What makes you Bastardly?

    i'm a rele nice person but don't take bullshit from no1 does that make me bastardly?

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    not too fat and not skinny either, tall and athletic would be perfect they need 2 look after themselves and be confident in the skin they're in. see cristiano ronaldo lol not so muhc the face but the body O MY GAWD!!!
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    erm toughie amy winehouse perhaps love her music tho bless her
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    good people
    " drinks
    " music
    cliche but true

    Your favorite food is...
    italian,chinese, seafood and south african food lol
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    lindsay lohan just needs to fuck off her n her stupid ass family no one cares
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    salma hayek and antonio banderas in "desperado" and brad pitt n that woman hu's name i don't know in meet joe black i can watch that over n over again , *sighs*

    Music You Would Die Without...

    soul, motown and raggae. tracy chapman, bob marley the commodores, lionel richie,jack johnson,jill scott,coldplay, the manhattons, tina turner. jay-z, kanye west, 2pac, biggie the list is endless really

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    it's a tie between cristiano ronaldo (manchester united footballer HOTTIE) and chris brown he's defo my celeb crush at the minute ask me agen next week perhaps... dam u rihanna!!!!
    johnny depp
    thierry henry
    rafa nadal (that body is FIYAH!!)
    novak djokovic perhaps
    enrique iglesias
    pharrell
    i do realise u asked 4 1 but there's justw ay too many hot celebs out there

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    chris brown
    adrian grenier
    bow wow
    josh holloway
    raoul bova
    JUSTIN CHAMBERS
    erm ludacris in a suit is pretty hot
    john legend
    jesse metcalfe
    oo pharrell wiliams he's a hottie and honourbale mention to the guy that's in chasing papi dunno wat his name is, mexican tho and tyson beckford lol
    sorry i jus memberd some more, cristiano ronaldo, thiery henry i do love my footballers
    hot tennis guys
    MARAT SAFIN OMFG WOW!!! hotttest russian ever
    feliciano lopez
    james blake
    novak djokovic
    tommy haas
    jo wilfried tsonga
    richard gasquet

    Your favorite quote is...

    "those who have no faith in themselves cannot survive"
    "strive to be happy"
    "nothing worth having comes easy"- JD in scrubs love him

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    the caribean (antigua), spain(barcelona, seville,valencia,bilbao and madrid mostly) and..... italy (rome, venice, florence, tuscany)

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    depends, mostly eyes, hair and teeth for some reason

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    scrubs,lost and desperate houswives, can't choose two, it's too dam hard

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    bees and chickens i swear to god those animals are vicious, but boy do they taste good :P

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    seinfeld was pretty good, fresh prince, my wife n kids, hey arnold, reccess, friends is like my all time fav tho

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/26/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    somewhere in england......
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    can't be arsed to write nor think of any

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    halle berry, christina milian, kate beckingsale, drew barrymore, monica belluci, stacy dash, vanessa williams, kim kardashian (sluttiness aside she is quite pretty), aishwara rai, adriana lima
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    i'm really outgoing and friendly, try not too take myself too seriosly and i may appear as being extremely blonde 4 a black person lol but i'm a very deep thinker

    sexygodess's Guestbook (26)

    Wow, you are not very tall but I think you are cute.

    nah it's not porno/but with the cast including Scarlett Johansson,Penélope Cruz,Rebecca Hall and Javier Bardem many *wish* it was. :)

    if you ever see it i wonder if the 'vicky christina barcelona' movie makes you want to move to spain even more...

    hmmm... I haven't taken one but I've thought about it. I think some of the tests they do (like the balding one lol) are just ridiculous and should be used for something more interesting/useful, though xx

    "am intrugued by geneology n how we all interlink with each other n stuff like that"

    I love genealogy. I've always been into it. Those new country of origin tests really bother me, though... it only gets info from two relatives per the generation or somethin? xx

    Hey! You live in the UK?