DonkeyCock

DonkeyCock

Joined 39 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 5 min 50 sec ago

Cali baby.

DonkeyCock's Bio

DonkeyCock hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

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  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1.Despite my antics here I'm a very well respected person in my industry.
    2.I will be retired in 2 months.
    3.I've dated a woman posted on this site before (that's how I got here in the first place).
    4.I sleep 4 hours a day.
    5.I watch Beauty and the Geeks

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I'll cuss you, throw gang signs and rape you in my mind while carrying on a conversation on nuclear proliferation... :)

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    95lbs and very slim. Height isn't an issue.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Kristen Dunst ~ No doubt
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    A lamp, closed circuit t.v and me.

    Your favorite food is...
    Mashed Potatoes
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Britney Spears
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    The scene from A History of Voilence... The stairs scene and the 69...

    Music You Would Die Without...

    I'm not the biggest music fan; I can live without music.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Alice Greczyn

    Your favorite quote is...

    "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I do not believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they cannot find them, make them."
    George Bernard Shaw

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Crete
    Cote d'Azur
    Prauge

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Smile

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    LOST, Attack of the Show!

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    An ex-girlfriend...

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Charles in Charge, Sledge Hammer!

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    M.I.A. - Paper Planes
    Augustana - Boston
    David Bowie - Space Oddessy
    Gary Jules - Mad World
    Les Savy Fav - Patty Lee
    K-Ci & Jojo - If you Think You're Lonely Now
    Elvis Costello - She
    James Taylor - Woodstock
    Lil Kim - How Many Licks
    Lou Reed - Perfect Day

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/09/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    Cali baby.
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Kristen Dunst
    Jessica Parker
    Cameron Diaz
    Patricia Arquette
    any chick on buttafaces.com

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Dania Ramierz, Emmanuelle Chiriqui, Brande Roderick, Maria Menounos, Divya Khosla Kumar, Bipasha Basu, Minka Kelly, Alice Greczyn

    DonkeyCock's Guestbook (4)

    welcome you goddam stalkers..

    Hey! Just stopping by to say hi...see ya around!

    Nuclear proliferation? You take?
    You can do anything....Just no rape.

    hello :) stalking you back >P

    it feels good to be missed! thanks for welcoming me back, donkeycock! *what a great name by the way*