jonrey

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jonrey

Joined 39 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 2 hours 6 min 56 sec ago

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Recent Bastardliness

  • fuck off... (on Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pics! Still Looking For A Sugar Daddy!)
  • 1. Kate Beckingsdale 2.... (on The Bastardly Sexiest MILFs 2008 - VOTE NOW!)
  • so hot... (on Cheryl Cole on the Runway For Fashion for Relief in London)
  • totally agree she looks so... (on Kate Beckinsale & Len Wiseman @ 4th Annual Pink Party)
  • are you fucking kidding me.... (on Kate Beckinsale & Len Wiseman @ 4th Annual Pink Party)
  • they all look pretty gay to... (on Gay or Not Gay: Jonas Brothers @ The "Concert of Hope" Event)
  • ugly and not funny !... (on Sarah Silverman @ 2008 Creative Arts Emmy Awards)
  • also would like to add she... (on Shauna Sand Ho'ing It Up @ The Playboy Mansion)
  • serioulsy what is the deal... (on Shauna Sand Ho'ing It Up @ The Playboy Mansion)
  • is it me or do her smiles... (on Britney Spears Comes Up Huge @ 2008 MTV VMAs!)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    played football at the millenium stadium in cardiff

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    I wanna join the mile high club

    What makes you Bastardly?

    i have no idea?!

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    9st maybe i don't know what that looks like as i don't tend to ask
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Amy Crackhouse
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Alcohol
    Music
    People

    Your favorite food is...
    Bacon!!!
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Amy Crackhouse
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Wild things threesome o yeah!!! or candice michelle in hotel erotica

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    i can't just say one there is too many.

    Your favorite quote is...

    Fuck off

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Australia
    America was only 4 when i last went so can't remember much
    Amsterdam
    ^ look at the alliteration there all a's

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Body mainly the booty

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Top Gear
    Match of the Day

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    a seagull

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    09/09/2008
    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    christina aguilera, amii grove

    jonrey's Guestbook (2)

    AlinaMaria
    by AlinaMaria
    29 weeks 8 hours ago

    yeah of course, its not that far away! im in merseyside, i kind of think people from stoke have a slight merseyside accent?! maybe its just me!

    AlinaMaria
    by AlinaMaria
    29 weeks 19 hours ago

    hey, yeah i am! are you?

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