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- Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...
I can touch my chin with my tongue;
My hair is 67 centimeters long (2' or so);
My favorite actor is Johnny Depp;
I'm a belly dancer wannabe;
I wear a size 4 (shoes);
I love cats;
I want to cage dive with the great white sharks (saw your profile, Leni, but I love them);
I want to kill people who are making noise with plastic bags/packings near me.- Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...
A confessional.
- What makes you Bastardly?
Some people out there are still breathing because I don't want to go to jail.
- Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
- 160 lbs (for a 5' 7" guy); 190 lbs (for a 6'1" guy).
- Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
- Tori Spelling.
- Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
- http://www.bastardly.com/user/943
- What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?
I'm usually bored at parties. But can a threesome be considered a "party"? If the answer is yes, then: me, Rachel Weisz and a male friend.
- Your favorite food is...
- Steamed broccoli with olive oil, salt and vinegar dressing. Yes, broccoli.
- Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...
Susan Sarandon and James Spader's first sex scene in "White Palace".
- Music You Would Die Without...
Rachid Taha, Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Natacha Atlas, P.J. Harvey, Rammstein.
- One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...
Rachid Taha.
- For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List
Rachid Taha, Mads Mikkelsen, Johnny Depp, Adrien Brody, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Viggo Mortensen, Clive Owen, Daniel Henney, Wes Bentley and Keanu Reeves.
- Your favorite quote is...
"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong" (Voltaire).
- Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...
Amsterdam, Siberia and Taha's pants.
- What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The nose.
- Two Favorite TV Shows...
Frasier and The Simpsons.
- What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?
I was 13 and going to school (7 a.m.) when an actual crazy man (who I had never seen before) came in my direction, yelling and brandishing a rudimental crook...he yelled, over and over: "What the fuck are you doing here? Go back home, Go home!!!".
- Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List
I would say Miley Cyrus, but she's a kid. So...Donatella Versace, Jennifer Aniston, Karolina Kurkova, Tori Spelling and Star Jones.
- Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
- Rachel Weisz, Thandie Newton, Karen Mulder, Fatou N'Diaye, Gong Li, Adriana Lima, Caroline Ribeiro, Brooke Shields, Eva Green and Bar Refaeli.
- Anything else you wanna say about yourself...
I wish I had a fuck buddy. It would help a lot if he looked like Rachid Taha or Rachid Belgacem.




