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Sebastian.

Joined 31 weeks 4 days ago

Was bastardly 28 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago

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Sebastian. hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • $8000 would be worth a one... (on How Much Would Eliot Spitzer Pay for Mariah Carey?)
  • Green jeans? Fucking... (on Mila Kunis - Complex Magazine, April/May 2008)
  • Super stoked for the new... (on Olga Kurylenko Does FHM Magazine)
  • The best part about all... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Merry)
  • I wish I could grow a stache like you can.... (on merry's guestbook)
  • True story, I asked her to... (on Audrina Patridge Nude Photos - Naked Playboy Pics Next?)
  • Looking skinny and good.... (on Bastardly Asks: What Is Audrina Patridge Looking At?)
  • I'd say it was money well... (on Ashley Alexandra Dupre is Eliot Spitzer's "Kristen")
  • Swing and a miss haywood.... (on Joanna Krupa Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • Yeah you better step off... (on Raven Symone Rolls Into The 'College Road Trip' World Premiere)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    100-130 depending on height
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Paul Giammati
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Kathy Bates
    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Scar Jo

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Kathy Bates
    Rosie O'Donnell
    Rosanne

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Can't decide
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I fucking hate Kathy Bates

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    "Yo mah niggas, I'm the best playa here"

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