A Guy in Windsor

A Guy in Windsor

Joined 39 weeks 3 days ago

Was bastardly 35 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago

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Recent Bastardliness

  • Yum, McMidget Snatch - where... (on Hayden Panettiere Not Aware Of Camel Toe)
  • Hate to admit it, but yeah,... (on Pamela Anderson & Leslie Nielsen @ "Superhero Movie" Premiere)
  • it was probably a mistake or... (on Bastardly Breaking News!! Britney Spears Remembers To Wear Panties!!)
  • Something about women with... (on Alicia Witt Lookin' Sexy @ 13th annual Gen Art Film Festival)
  • I still like her, but she... (on Kelly Clarkson Rolled Into London For A Concert)
  • OMG her ass is incredible!!!... (on Julieta Prandi - Gabo Magazine, Argentina)
  • It's kind of depressing who... (on Flashback 2003: Britney Spears Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • Still do her in a heart... (on Bastardly Verdict: Is Kelly Clarkson a Fatass or Not?)
  • How...Why....I just don't... (on Britney Spears Has Some Big Ass Legs! Ow!!)
  • Still waiting to see if she... (on Miley Cyrus Takes Mom Out To Eat @ Cheesecake Factory. Aaaw)
  • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I'm a enough of a bastard to sit here and sit here and play arm chair quarterback about people who look 10 better than me, make 1000x more money and have no f'ing clue about reality. Especially if I've had a bad day.

    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    either of the Williams brothers
    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Adriana Lima, Summer Glau, Monica Bellucci, Jessica Beal, Christina Hendricks, Hayden Panitierre, Megan Fox, Rachael Taylor, Faye Valentine/Regan, Sasha Grey

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