Guillermo

Guillermo

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: Cannibis is bliss
Not a republican
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: Craziest place I've ever got it on...a cement picanic table at an area mountain park.
I'd like to get it on in a phone booth.
What makes you Bastardly?: I'm an asshole.
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: 100-175
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: Paris Hilton
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: Loose women
Marijuana
Booze of your choice
Your favorite food is...: Snow crab legs
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: Miley Cyrus
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...: Pottery wheel scene in Ghost, always makes me horny.
Music You Would Die Without...: Rock & Roll
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: Jenna Fisher
Your favorite quote is...: The only real failure is not having tried in the first place. - unknown
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: Greece
Colonial America
Mediterranean coast
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Boobs/eye color
Two Favorite TV Shows...: Two And A Half Men
The Simpsons
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: Wish I could say a horde of horny women...
Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...: Debated on whether to answer this or not - don't wanna date myself...
WTH!
Brady Bunch
Partridge Family
Are really the only two I can remember watching all the time, Marcia & Shirley Jones were HOT!
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: Paris Hilton
Cameron Diaz
Kim Kardashian
Kiera Knightley
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: Halle Berry, Eva Green, Zooey Deschanel, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Alyssa Milano, Toni Braxton, Lindsay Lohan, Salma Hayek, Natalie Portman, Jenna Fisher