Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... I work;
I go to the gym;
I spend too much time on the Internet;
I play guitar;
I own a house.
That's all I feel like sharing right now.
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... |
What makes you Bastardly? I enjoy detailing the flaws in others. After all, isn't that the point of this site?
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 100-150 lbs |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Miley Cyrus |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? Guns, booze and no conscience.
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Your favorite food is... Sandwiches |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Heidi Montag |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... Kristen Adams and Alison Lohman in "Where The Truth Lies."
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Music You Would Die Without... Punk, hard rock and anything I feel like playing on my guitar.
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... |
Your favorite quote is... "Don't step on the toes of today; they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow."
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... |
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? |
Two Favorite TV Shows... Seinfeld, The Simpsons, The Andy Griffith Show, 24, Family Guy, Lost, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? I wouldn't call it "attacked," but I've been vomited on at least twice.
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Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Animaniacs, GI Joe, Batman: The Animated Series
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Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 07/02/1925 |
Your Bastardly Location California |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List Miley Cyrus, Hayden Panettiere, Sarah Jessica Parker, Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears.
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List Kristen Bell, Leighton Meester, Carrie Underwood, Minka Kelly, Brittany Snow, Jessica Biel, Kristin Cavallari ... and that's all I can think of right now. |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... Everything I say is a lie. (Did your brain explode when you applied logic to that statement?)
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