Richard-Schlichting

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: I play all none reed type instruments (mainly guitar), but Keyboards to the trumpet. If it make a tune...I can make it sound wonderful.
I love animals
I was born in Iran to American parents that were in the Peacecorps and than later the State Department
I almost died twice before the age of 1.....One my mother's car was run off the road in Iran while pregnant with me.....2 I was 3 pounds at birth and I was born in a village Iranian hospital with hardly any medical staff.
I'm balding and proud.
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: It's not the place, it's the person.
Bastardly Home: http://www.Bastardly.com
What makes you Bastardly?: I like to express my opinion and other to be able to express their opinions without bullies and racism. I don't think that makes me completely Bastardly, but what does, is the fact that I will fight to death for everyones honor to do so.
If you don't have a come back.....Shut the fuck up. Don't call people racist names cause people know your a dumbass already.....You know who you are.
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: Heidi Montag
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day: http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/14/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-deana?page=0,1
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: Great Music, Great Food and Interesting minds
Your favorite food is...: Anything Tex-Mex..Oh and Indian, Persian....Hell anything ethnic....And a really good hamburger.
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: Heidi Montag
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...: Jason Statham and Amy Smart....You know the one...That's my favorite at the moment.
Music You Would Die Without...: Ozzy and Black Sabbath
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: Mischa....Seen bits and pieces, but waiting on the whole package.
Your favorite quote is...: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." Dr. Strangelove.
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: India, China and all of Europe.
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes and the face....If I don't like the eyes....My gaze won't venture any further.
That is unless I see the ass first.....But I still have to see the face.
If the face isn't pretty...I must dis-count that ass.
Two Favorite TV Shows...: Family Guy, Paranormal State, Ghost Hunters, anything on physics, space or the Universe....
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: A gang of thugs.....
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: Heidi Montag
Stacy Keibler
Amy Winehouse (love her music though)
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: Real People:, 1. My Little lady at home, 2. DB, 3. TLA & Pinchy (tie), 4. Eve, 5. Secretary Melissa around the corner from my office, Celebrities:, Gillian Anderson - Queen of the Universe!, Rachel Nichols, Katherine Mcphee, Shiri Appleby, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Holly Marie Combs, Mischa Barton, Alyson Hannigan &, Michelle Trachtenberg, Deborah Goodrich (I will always lover her...April Fools Day), Annabella Sciorra (Forever and always)