Manolo

Manolo

Joined 39 weeks 4 days ago

Was bastardly 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago

Texas

Manolo's Bio

Manolo hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

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  • Looking forward to it, fall is finally here!... (on king biscuit's guestbook)
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  • Homostapo! Ha, never heard... (on DOW SINKS 780 POINTS! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE GETS ENGAGED TO JESSICA BIEL!)
  • Even though I would like... (on Megan Fox Pics From October, 2008 GQ Magazine)
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  • Maybe that guy has a really... (on Roselyn Sanchez @ 2008 ALMA Awards)
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  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    - Cheesy movie addict
    - Latino from the land of the tequila
    - Engineering by day, bartender on weekends
    - I name my cars
    - Acoustic guitar player, but only know a few serenade songs which were useful a long time ago.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Elevator

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I'm not the kind of bastard you refer to as "You damn bastard" or "You dirty bastard", but I'm a lucky bastard.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    About 5'10" 130-145 lbs
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Sandra Oh
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Margaritas, Jello Vodka Shots, Chips and Salsa

    Your favorite food is...
    Mexican: Chipotle Chicken Enchiladas, Chile Relleno, Menudo, Caldo Tlalpeño
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Jessica Alba
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas on that Desperado Mariachi movie

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Pink Floyd

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Only one? Darn, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Biel, and Scarlet Johanson

    Your favorite quote is...

    "I love you more than shit" - One fly to another fly

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Hawaii, Singapur, Spain
    Wait, and Brazil for the 2014 world cup

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Butt and Lips

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Lost, Prison Break, Cold Case

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    Scorpion, it stung my shoe but it didn't go through.

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Cachun Cachun Ra Ra

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/10/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    Texas
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Sandra Oh, Michelle Rodriguez, Lil Kim, Williams Sisters,

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Rachel McAdams, Irina Sheik, Laetitia Casta, Barbara Mori, (To be Continued)
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    If any of you bastards win the lottery, you better make a bastardly party and share some!

    Manolo's Guestbook (74)

    It is indeed, and the leaves in the trees are turning a lovely shade.
    :)

    Hey Manolo,
    The weekend approaches, have a good one mate!
    kb

    well you know me Manolo, i'm always good. :)

    i see you there sneaking about the bastardly. haha!

    Hi Manolo,
    :)
    Hope that life is treating you well. Just saying a sunny hullo.
    Have a good remainder to your weekend and a superb week!

    kb

    Hey good to see ya. Haven't seen you around much. How's everything going? It's Ed from the forums.