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- Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...
I'm still in denial about having a foot fetish.
I love scrapple.
I have slightly different colored eyes.
I can bench press over 300 lbs.
I'm a leg man.- Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...
In my office during normal working hours.
- What makes you Bastardly?
I'm more of a gentleman, but I do have bastardly moments.
- Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
- The force of gravity on a woman does not determine her hotness.
- Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
- Sarah Jessica Parker
- Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
- http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/11/29/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-leni
- What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?
Hot women, alcohol, and a beer bong.
- Your favorite food is...
- Seafood or prime rib.
- Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...
The one with Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in the movie Bound.
- Music You Would Die Without...
Hard rock, classic rock, and new country.
- One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...
Kate Beckinsale
- Your favorite quote is...
Pray for peace, but prepare for war.
- Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...
Scotland
Dubai
Normandy, France- What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Smile
- Two Favorite TV Shows...
Friday Night Lights
The Late Show with Craig Ferguson- Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...
I don't recall.
- Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?
I don't have it with me right now.
- Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List
Who cares about the ugly ones.
- Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
- Kate Beckinsale, Adriana Lima, Salma Hayek, Charlize Theron, Sara Evans, Megan Fox, Natalie Portman, Sophia Bush, Miranda Lambert, Taylor Swift
- Anything else you wanna say about yourself...
I'm a married man.




