Zleet

Zleet

Joined 39 weeks 4 days ago

Was bastardly 12 weeks 8 hours 2 min ago

Zleet's Bio

Zleet hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • A couple in the other... (on Rosa Cha Spring, 2009 Fashion Show @ NY Fashion Week)
  • Always had a soft spot for... (on Rachael Leigh Cook - Bikini Pics!)
  • Wouldn't usually comment on... (on The Bastardly Morning Report)
  • Surprised Greenpeace didn't... (on Pregnant Minne Driver Needs To Stop Hitting Up The Beach)
  • London really has to step it... (on Leona Lewis Performed @ The 2008 Olympics Closing Ceremony)
  • Crazy hot. Had a thing for... (on Hot or Not: Sarah Wright @ "The House Bunny" LA Premiere)
  • She was 'Home and Away' from... (on Tammin Sursok Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • Born in 1978! Is she on the... (on Shiri Appleby @ "Pineapple Express" Premiere)
  • Always thought the guy was a... (on James Blunt Sends His Regards to the Bastardly Horndogg Community)
  • She would be hot if it... (on Brooke Hogan's Desperate Search For A Career, Part I)
  • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I see dead people...........wrapped in plastic in my basement.

    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Sarah Jessica Parker
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Your Address.
    Chloroform.
    Bag of Dildos.

    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Jodie Foster in 'The Accused'

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Hopefully no adams apple.

    Fool me once.......

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    10. Bea Arthur, 9. Betty White, 8. Jeff Goldblum in drag, 7. Your Mom, 6. Your Grandma, 5. You in drag, 4. That dead hooker in my basement., 3. That hooker i've been stalking lately., 2. Me in drag, 1. Kristen Bell

    Zleet's Guestbook (2)

    "What makes you Bastardly?
    I see dead people...........wrapped in plastic in my basement."

    lmao...

    lmao @ "hopefully no adams apple....fool me once"