DrTentacle

DrTentacle

Joined 39 weeks 4 days ago

Was bastardly 1 day 15 hours 31 min ago

DrTentacle's Bio

DrTentacle finally remembered his fucking password.


Recent Bastardliness

  • Time has been nothing but... (on Miranda Kerr @ Victoria's Secret New NYC Store Opening Party)
  • Concur. Truth in advertising... (on Hana Soukupova & Candice Swanepoel @ VS Store Opening Party)
  • What? no Candice Swane- huh?... (on Candice Swanepoel @ Victoria's Secret NYC Store Opening Party)
  • "No Candice Swanepoel? Not... (on VS Angels Help Open Victoria's Secret New Lexington Store!)
  • Wow, she does a really good... (on Trish Stratus @ 23rd Annual Gemini Awards in Toronto)
  • For a buttaface, she sure... (on AnnaLynne McCord: Atlanta Peach Magazine, November 2008)
  • I think Moe and Jackson hate... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Dixie)
  • The return of BLOTD could... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Valentina)
  • The fact you bastards even... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Valentina)
  • You bastards know what I... (on Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    -I am a teetotaler
    -I have a glasses fetish
    -I'm awesome on the phone
    -I may or may not be wearing pants right now.
    -I am that funny geeky friend that you would "so totally makeout with if we hung out one night and he came on to me."

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    -a crowded Japanese subway car
    -a Viper cockpit
    -The Oval Office

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Besides dad leaving when I was 8, (Boo fuckin' hoo) I hate all you douchebags unequivocally. Plus I have prehensile tentacles.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    wtf? I guess 100-150.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Donatella Versace is the stuff of nightmates
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    -Hot drunken college girls
    -Regulation Twister Mat
    -12 large bottles of unscented baby oil

    Your favorite food is...
    Masterful sushi is art for the tongue.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    The world would be a better place if Paris Hilton was dead.
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Hmm, while I think I've fapped the most to Wild Things... that scene in Bound is unbelievably hot. I like to think Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon still call each other up and totally re-enact the scene for their husbands.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Die? That's a bit extreme for me. But I would very vexed if someone some how could deny me access to my John Legend, U2 and my assorted Motown classics.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Allison Stokke...
    Wait does she count as a celebrity?
    Wait is that legal?

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Easter Island
    Fiji
    Space

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    "The legs! Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it."

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Battlestar Galactica
    House_MD
    Fuck anyone who has a problem with that.
    Also rans:
    Life
    Dexter
    Real Time with Bill Maher
    Top Gear

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A Fire Escape.

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    11/10/2008
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Ugly is a lot of things:
    Donatella Verace, Star Jones, Either of the Hilton sisters, Amy Winehouse, Either of the Olsen Twins

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Candice Swanepoel, Natali Del Conte, Bar Rafaeli, Scarlett Johansson, Sophia Bush, Katrina Bowden, Sarah Carter, Allison Stokke, Lee Hyori, Kari Byron
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I'm in your ceiling, watching you masturbate.

    DrTentacle's Guestbook (23)

    Shame my guestbook with your salaciousness!

    No, I'm a nice bastard. Sorry!

    man, while writing, it doesn't feel long but once you post it, it looks like an essay haha

    Hey there. I said I'd reply to your post shortly as soon as I saw it on my wall but I never got the chance to since I stopped getting on here for a while and then moved. It was on my mind the whole time because i felt like i didnt keep a promise haha...anyways, so here it is finally:

    (I'm not jewish, either, by the way). While i agree with you on the things you said about racism, I was not actually focusin on that part as his being racist does not really concern me, and I was not about to get into an argument with a person regarding that. If you look at both of my posts, they were about nothing but factual information. Although he might have used that factual information in a racist manner, the thinking behind it is supported on a genetical level. Jews tendency to procreate among other Jews result in them sharing more genetic characteristics than otherwise. They do not have genetic variation as much as they would have if they were to mix with other ethnicities. That is just a logical and also supported fact.

    In addition, I have never stated that Jews are more prone to diseases than other races so your second paragraph of your post on my wall regarding the manipulated studies that have been done to create a correlation that might not actually exist was kinda unnecessary. However, it is true that if you stay in your own community, you will be more prone to certain illnesses that exist in YOUR community. That does not mean those illnesses cannot be seen in other ethnicities and that does not mean lifestyle, financial and other factors do not play a role as these factors are not only limited to jews but apply to everyone. It simply means that you're more prone to that certain illness on a genetic level. For instance: if I have heart disease common among my relatives, I will be at a greater risk than let's say you...so while my unhealthy lifestyle will only encourage that disease to surface, it will not change the fact that i am more prone to it genetically.

    And to answer you, no, I dont think Bar has a typical Jew look (I don't even know what a typical Jew look is like)...and I don't really care if JohnnyMak is a self-hating Jew haha (if he is, well, it is a shame) and I don't think that dude in the pic was him...but yeah, I was more interested in your reply and as to why you kept saying he was digging himself a hole since you never specified why you said he owned himself.

    You have one of the best profiles. Very funny!

    damn, you surely gave me some reading material right there haha (it's cool; I like learning, debating, exchanging ideas) but i'm in a rush right now and have not read it yet...I will get back shortly though

    LOL!