Chef

Chef

Joined 1 year 43 weeks ago

Was bastardly 8 weeks 2 days 19 min ago

Chef's Bio

Chef hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Much drunkedness was had, much poker playing. Som... (on Moelicious's guestbook)
  • Hittin' up Vegas on the 8th-15. Japan must wait... (on Moelicious's guestbook)
  • Obviously #6 is my favorite... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Megan)
  • I like her... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Cordelia)
  • Blech, makes her annoying... (on Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures From Mexico)
  • Jia, Jia, Jia... It's about time you came home. ... (on jihad's guestbook)
  • Oh come... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Eryka)
  • Still smokable. She should... (on Daisy Fuentes @ People En Espanol's 50 Most Beautiful)
  • Look at Glimmer with all the hotties Yes. It w... (on Glimmer's guestbook)
  • me likey... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Val)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1- I'm not a chef anymore
    2- But I still smoke a lot
    3- I play poker
    4- I like boobies
    5- um, yeah

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Got it on once in the walk-in where I used to work. Yes, it was cold, but the sex was hot hot hot

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Been here since the beginning of time.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    curvy in the right places
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Weed, booze and women.

    Your favorite food is...
    thai
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    That midget chick from Heroes
    Music You Would Die Without...

    Anything but country.

    Your favorite quote is...

    When I see an Apple logo, I bleed money...

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Japan
    Australia
    France

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Eyes

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Family Guy
    2 1/2 Men

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    MS13 bangers. Foooked me up when I lived in CA.

    drunk driver hit me head on once...

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Ricochet Rabbit
    Grape Ape
    Those crows
    Voltron

    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Hey, how's it goin?

    Chef's Guestbook (20)

    Whatchoo got to say?!

    Hey Chef. How's it hanging?

    that's a long ass time to be in vegas.

    dangerously long ass time.

    Japan's on my list, as well, but it's too bad the country costs a bomb!

    <3

    I liek to sing-ah, about the moon-ah
    and the June-ah and the spring-ah,
    I liek to sing-ah

    uh wasn't it a bit cold for sex in the walk in...

    and was he female someone you worked with or ???

    yep i always ask the essential questions... ;)