Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... I don't date fat chicks.
I reside in California.
I'm white.
I'm not racist. Well, not that racist. It is true that asians can't drive for crap. Sorry guys.
I made this screen name before those axe commercials soiled my good name. DAMN THEM!
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... Gurney.
Does that make me weird?
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What makes you Bastardly? I'm an elitist prick who lies about who they would do.
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 70-160 pounds, depending on height. |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Hate to go with the norm on this one, but Amy Winehouse makes me want to kill myself. |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? Alcohol, whores, and music.
Going with the basics on that one.
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Your favorite food is... Peanut butter. |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Lynn Spears. She is the definition of fail. |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... Well this is a hard one. I'm going to have to go with Anne Hathaway in Havoc. Pure bliss on my part.
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Music You Would Die Without... Against Me!'s early stuff. Now that was some good shit! And yes, now they are terrible.
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... Wow this is a hard one. Only one, eh? I guess I'll go with Hilary Duff, mostly because I've been waiting years upon years to see her damn tatas. And I know they will be good.
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Your favorite quote is... "When the going gets tough, the tough get rough!"
- Vintage Hulk Hogan
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Probably the most prominent thing. If they got huge tits or pokies then of course those. If they have got a damn kardashian ass, then of course that. But if nothing is prominent, probably still tits actually.
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Two Favorite TV Shows... It's Always Sunny in Philidalphia, Arrested Development, Stella, and Freaks and Geeks.
I don't give a damn if thats 4.
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? A girl on the rag. Nothing is crazier than that. Talk about bloody revenge!
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Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... |
Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 11/29/1987 |
Your Bastardly Location California. |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List I'll do top 3 because I'm a rebel, damn it!
1. Amy Whinehouse
2. Condaleeza Rice
3. Melissa Joan Hart. And to think I used to want to do her so bad.
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