phantom_J

1)Fritos are my favorite brand of chips
2)I was once nicknamed "Parker Lewis"
3)I have dated at least a dozen girls named Kate or some variation of(Katie, Kat, Katherine, Kaitlyn, etc..)
4)I could grow a full-on mustache at only 12 years old
5)I once had a job cleaning portable toilets at construction sites and that was not the worst job I ever had, although it was terrible

A waterpark. Every ride at least once. Maybe a few times in the wave pool or lazy river.

Things I Love : Bar-b-que, Beer, Photography, Practical Jokes, Pop Culture, Pick-up games of Basketball, Dating married women, Anything fast and dangerous.

Brooke Hogan

1)Alcohol(duh!)
2)interesting people who don't take themselves too seriously
3)a private and interesting locale

Bar-B-Que (I'm a Texan, it's in my blood)

Paris Hilton

U2

ESPN's Erin Andrews

"I'm not good for much, but what I'm good for I'm really good for. That's all that really matters. The rest is just bull-shit." - Henry Rollins

New Zealand, Japan, Argentina

Breasts

Lost, House

a drunk chick who mistook me for someone else

The X-Files or The Simpsons

Brooke Hogan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Pete Wentz, Patricia Heaton

Alessandra Ambrosio, Natalie Portman, Bar Rafaeli, Minka Kelly(looks better in person and without make-up), Maria Sharapova, Erin Andrews, Marion Cotillard, Kristen Bell, Anne V, Allison Stokke(hottest track & field athlete ever!)

My second favorite quote is from the one and only Rob Van Winkle - "Word to your Mother!"