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6' feet under (another inch for the fab hair)
200 (umm, beers)
5.75 in dog years
Have bed hair
Love Brunettes
Love Red heads
(always date blonds)
Artist
Perpetually 2 nuts
Smoke when inspired
Drink to goggle beauty
Zinfandel from a wrapped paper bag.
Girls who snort while laughing are sexy
Tantric fit (with my woman)
Inflatable dolls
I don't suck, I lick.
&
I can't count nor do I know what planet this is.

Space shuttle
(During liftoff)

The sexiest place I did was in the deserts North of Lake Havasu, NV in the middle of literally nowhere and no-one was around for miles.
It was amazing.

Photographer, Artist, Lover of women, and all around hedonistic savant fool, and caregiver to my crazy animals.

Outside of my stunning ability, hair, and amazing good looks?

120-130, but depends if she has awesome eyes.

Jenna Jameson (no more protein really makes a diff I guess)

Wine, Women, candle wax, an Iron Maidan, & Song!

SOOO, Tuna is out of the question?

Hugh Hefner

Wow, Toughy. The Lover was excellant, Last Tango in Paris was insane, 9 1/2 weeks was hot. But the movie that topped all was Don't Look Now, Heat factor 9 and from theories they were actually kickin it. Same went for Basic Instinct where they gossip Michael Douglas and Sharone Stone were deep in the body fluids, but we will never know.

Ambient, classical, Chill Lounge, Erotic Lounge.

Oh, and I am absolutely in LOVE with Sarah Brightman.

Hmmm, Artistically speaking Jessica Beil, Jessica Simpson, Rachel Weisz, Scarlett Johanssen, Megan Fox (air brushing the tatts), Anne Hathaway, Leni.

For Yvonne!

Me,
Me,
Me,
Me,
Me,
Me,
Me,
Me,
Me,
Me,

IN Other Words; Lighten Up, Live, Laugh, Love.

Italy
Greece
Czech republic

EYES;

Smile;

Red Hair (Yum)

But then this woman was what started it all and my path to the dark side.

Don't watch

My ex; Veronika on acid. She thought I was a spider and tried to swat me with a broom.

Speed Racer, RoboTech, Samuri Jack

Not a hater

SolarSoul / Fantasy Feeling
Hed Kandi / Serve Chilled
Air / TalkieWalkie
Knights of Abraham / Electric Hush
Goldfrappe / Black Cherry
Rob Zombie / Super Sexy Swingers
Stereo Mutants / Wanna Go
Crazy Penis / Tripping
Yojikboe / Supernova
Erotic Lounge 5
Candy Lounge

09/19/2050

ILLZINOISZ YO

Not a hater

MONICA BELLUCCI, Sofia Marceau, Michelle Pfeiffer, Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, Racheal McAdams, Milla Jovovich, Tori Amos, Lucy Liu, Karolina Kurkova (she is really brunette), Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Weisz, Petra Nemcova, Julianne Moore, Alicia Witt, Scarlett Keegan, Scarlett Johanssen, Gisele, Adriana Lima, Laura Prepon, Diana Rigg

{BURP} er, nope.