Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... I'm left handed. I prefer redheads. I have and always will love Jennifer Tilly. I've never had sex on a bed. I'm related to Anthony Bourdain.
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... With: Selita Ebanks, C. Milian, B. Rafaeli. Where: In front of everyone at the oscars. Or a daycare center, on the slide.
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What makes you Bastardly? I'm a man whore. And I like my booze. That's about it.
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 115-140 |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Heidi fuckin' Montag |
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? Me, booze, and hot ladies.
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Your favorite food is... vagina. no wait, potatoes. |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Heidi fuckin' Montag |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... |
Music You Would Die Without... |
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... |
Your favorite quote is... Hey Weiner, you better get ready, 'cause at 3 o'clock today, I'm gonna rape you. -Welcome To The Dollhouse
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... French Polynesia, Japan, Italy.
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Boobs. Then eyes. Then Hair.
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Two Favorite TV Shows... |
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? Fat Puerto Rican chick, armadillo.
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Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Twin Peaks, Baywatch
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Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List Heidi fuckin' Montag, Nikki Hilton, G. Paltrow, SJ Parker, T. Reid.
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List Selita Ebanks, Kim K, Halle Berry, Gabrielle Union, Charlize Theron, Lacey Charbert, Bar Rafaeli, Noemie Lenoir, Malaya Rivera Drew, Salma Hayek. |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... |
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