Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: I'm left handed. I prefer redheads. I have and always will love Jennifer Tilly. I've never had sex on a bed. I'm related to Anthony Bourdain.
Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...: With: Selita Ebanks, C. Milian, B. Rafaeli. Where: In front of everyone at the oscars. Or a daycare center, on the slide.
Bastardly Home: http://www.meatspin.com/
What makes you Bastardly?: I'm a man whore. And I like my booze. That's about it.
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: 115-140
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: Heidi fuckin' Montag
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day: http://www.bastardly.com/2008-bastardly-lady-of-the-day--calia-0611
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: Me, booze, and hot ladies.
Your favorite food is...: vagina. no wait, potatoes.
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: Heidi fuckin' Montag
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...: Uh...I don't know.
Music You Would Die Without...: Nine Inch Nails.
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: Noemie Lenoir
Your favorite quote is...: Hey Weiner, you better get ready, 'cause at 3 o'clock today, I'm gonna rape you. -Welcome To The Dollhouse
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: French Polynesia, Japan, Italy.
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Boobs. Then eyes. Then Hair.
Two Favorite TV Shows...: Family Guy, Weeds.
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?: Fat Puerto Rican chick, armadillo.
Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Twin Peaks, Baywatch
Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List: Ha. Wow.
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List: Heidi fuckin' Montag, Nikki Hilton, G. Paltrow, SJ Parker, T. Reid.
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: Selita Ebanks, Kim K, Halle Berry, Gabrielle Union, Charlize Theron, Lacey Charbert, Bar Rafaeli, Noemie Lenoir, Malaya Rivera Drew, Salma Hayek.
Anything else you wanna say about yourself...: Um...no