rlmonalisa

rlmonalisa

Joined 9 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 3 days 22 hours 7 min ago

Originally Cali, now Florida

rlmonalisa's Bio

rlmonalisa hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • I think you could be pretty... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Shannon)
  • Haha wow..for all of who... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Mona)
  • Hmm, I don't own photoshop,... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Mona)
  • idk, it's not working for... (on Keeley Hazell Launches "MotorStorm Pacific Rift" For PS3)
  • Cute shoes, maybe it would... (on Gwyneth Paltrow Looked Slammin' @ "Two Lovers" Premiere)
  • If she's ugly, then i def.... (on Adriana Lima Does A Super Sexy Miracle Bra Commercial)
  • Glad you have... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited: Luiza)
  • thanks, so are you :) i really like your style... (on PoeIsGone's guestbook)
  • i don't think i could handle all that sexyness ;)... (on redneck's guestbook)
  • thank you :) just partied it out, pretty much. Was... (on RoastedNuts's guestbook)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    i'm mixed with three different things :)
    People call me riceball
    i'm a huge Yankee fan
    i can eat half my body weight :D haha
    i have a huge passion for art

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    that's for me to know, and you to find out :P

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Well, i'm brand new to this...but i'm known for being blatantly honest and i really don't care what other people think, plus i'm a riceball :) LOL

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    140-190
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Amy Winehouse
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    alcohol, alcohol...and hmm more alcohol

    Your favorite food is...
    sushi/ribs
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Britney Spears
    Music You Would Die Without...

    everything except country or elevator music :X

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Daniel Henney *drool*

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    Daniel Henney, Derek Jeter, Minwoo, Tyson Beckford, Miura Haruma, Justin Timberlake, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Ken'ichi Matsyama, and Se7en.




    Your favorite quote is...

    "What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things."

    "Eat it. Lick it. Snort it. F*$k it" haha :P

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Greece, Brazil, and Australia.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    The face...and good hair. I love nice eyes, a great smile, and longer hair.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    House...and Iron Chef :D

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A seagull...and my ex boyfriend's sister...haha.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    1. Mick Mars.
    2. Modern day Micheal Jackson
    3. Richard Simmons
    4. Pete Doherty
    5. Marilyn Manson

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    1. Crazy Little Thing Called Love- Queen
    2. Mirotic- DBSK
    3. Paper Planes- M.I.A
    4. Lovin Life- Funky Monkey Babys
    5. Ride- The Vines
    6. Let it Rock- Bon Jovi
    7. So Hot- Wondergirls
    8. Whatever you Like- T.I.
    9. Love is Dead- Tokio Hotel
    10. Candy pop- M-flo

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    03/02/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    Originally Cali, now Florida
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...



    Live Fast, Love Much, and Dream Big.

    rlmonalisa's Guestbook (46)

    Hey mona, you are great as BLOTD! Lookin good! Glad you sent in your pics.

    Ignore the detractors, I love the hair...

    you're very brave, girlie! congratz on the blotd ;)

    your taste in men is impeccable.

    Way to go on the BLOTD. Great pics.

    LOL, balls to anything would be a great way to spend the weekend!

    Glad you were able to get out and have a good time this weekend. Love the profile pic! Awesome!