Sophia

Sophia

Joined 31 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 23 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago

Sophia's Bio

Sophia hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Haha, never calm, but always fun!... (on king biscuit's guestbook)
  • Still in Madrid. I'll be back in my hometown about... (on Billy Madison's guestbook)
  • Yeah, I think I just threw... (on Barefoot Joss Stone @ 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards)
  • I've never liked her. She's... (on Gwyneth Paltrow @ "Iron Man" Premiere in Rome)
  • I'll pass thanks. I could... (on Lydia Hearst @ Night of Thousand Lights Benefit)
  • Another one who's aging... (on Daisy Fuentes @ 2008 JCPenney Asian Excellence Awards)
  • In the immortal words of... (on Jennifer Tilly @ "Deal" World Premiere in Las Vegas)
  • She's a right beauty! I... (on Cat Deeley @ Launch party for BritWeek in Los Angeles)
  • Long Island- I can answer... (on Sugar Momma Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures From Miami)
  • Yes, that's a brilliant song! I've actually heard ... (on Richard-Schlichting's guestbook)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    *I can play seven musical instruments.

    *I like to base-jump as a hobby.

    *I still have to sleep with a light on.

    *I'm afraid to eat gum (choked on it as a kid)

    *I only own three trousers, but I have over 20 skirts.

    *I rarely wear flat shoes, almost always high heels and as a result my calves are as fabulous as they come.

    *I have three completely full iPod nano's because I can't get enough music to satisfy me. Either that or I have multiple personalities.

    *What's the deal with baseball? Could a sport be more boring?

    *I travel more for my job than any human possible should, and as a result I have a severe airport fetish. Not a fetish for airport sex, mind you, a fetish for the actual airports I find myself in. Hot stuff.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    On a train tressel, preferably while a train is within a close enough distance to make it scary.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    "I come from a land down under
    Where beer does flow and men chunder."

    I actually don't have an answer for that, so I guess the short answer would be nothing then?

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    For women, around 8 stone (I think that comes about to be around 110lbs.) For men, 14 stone. Doesn't matter as long as they're in great shape. Right fit.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Lil' Kim; she looks like a bloody gremlin. And not the cute Gizmo kind. The other kind.
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Great waves

    Great wine

    Great sex

    Your favorite food is...
    Kiwi or pineapple. I would snort pineapple if I could.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    All of them. Bunch of wankers.
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Heather Graham in Killing Me Softly.

    Horrible movie, great sex scenes.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    80's music. It's a sickness really.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Monica Bellucci for women,
    Jason Statham for men

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    1.Gary Oldman (yes, I would rock the old man cock if only because he is a bloody brilliant actor!),
    2.Manu Bennett,
    3.Eric Bana,
    4.David Belle (I changed it from Gerard Butler because Gerard's too fat now),
    5.Karl Urban,
    6.Viggo Mortensen,
    7.Idris Elba,
    8.Vinnie Jones,
    9.Oded Fehr,
    10.Karl Yune

    Your favorite quote is...

    It's a quote from the movie Goldfinger. Bond says to one of his many women "Run along now dear, man talk." and then slaps her on the ass.

    Oh, Bond, you saucy cad!

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    I've been to all the continents except Antarctica, so hopefully I can hit that up before I die. If I can't ever make it there then I'd like to go to Rio de Janeiro again.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Their smile... and whether their penis is bulging through their trousers; if it is, then it's go time!

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    South Park, and the local nightly news

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A koala. No joke. They're nasty fuckers.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    No particular order:

    Tori Spelling
    Courtney Love
    Rosie O'Donnell
    Rumer Willis
    Joan Rivers

    *I'm going to break the rules and add Cameron Diaz, Paula Abdul and that bitch Heather Mills!
    ** And Fergie; I've added that for stringbean!

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1. Laetitia Casta, 2. Eve Wyrwal, 3. Monica Bellucci, 4. Milla Jovovich, 5. Kristin Kreuk, 6. Kate Beckinsale, 7. Salma Hayek, 8. Gemma Arterton, 9. Juliette Binoche, 10. Sophie Marceau
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    "Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda" -- Sexual Harassment Panda

    Sophia's Guestbook (76)

    Hey. whats good? how have u been?

    I hope that this 'hullo' finds you in a period of relative calm Sophia.

    hey stranger, how ya been?

    And..Gary oldman was sexy as hell in Sid and Nancy

    You really a base jumper??
    I want to make my first this summer.

    damn you are so lucky to go to Madrid
    Remind of the awesome job you have again, please