Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... *I can play seven musical instruments.
*I like to base-jump as a hobby.
*I still have to sleep with a light on.
*I'm afraid to eat gum (choked on it as a kid)
*I only own three trousers, but I have over 20 skirts.
*I rarely wear flat shoes, almost always high heels and as a result my calves are as fabulous as they come.
*I have three completely full iPod nano's because I can't get enough music to satisfy me. Either that or I have multiple personalities.
*What's the deal with baseball? Could a sport be more boring?
*I travel more for my job than any human possible should, and as a result I have a severe airport fetish. Not a fetish for airport sex, mind you, a fetish for the actual airports I find myself in. Hot stuff.
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... On a train tressel, preferably while a train is within a close enough distance to make it scary.
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What makes you Bastardly? "I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder."
I actually don't have an answer for that, so I guess the short answer would be nothing then?
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range For women, around 8 stone (I think that comes about to be around 110lbs.) For men, 14 stone. Doesn't matter as long as they're in great shape. Right fit. |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Lil' Kim; she looks like a bloody gremlin. And not the cute Gizmo kind. The other kind. |
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? Great waves
Great wine
Great sex
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Your favorite food is... Kiwi or pineapple. I would snort pineapple if I could. |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? All of them. Bunch of wankers. |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... Heather Graham in Killing Me Softly.
Horrible movie, great sex scenes.
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Music You Would Die Without... 80's music. It's a sickness really.
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... Monica Bellucci for women,
Jason Statham for men
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For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List 1.Gary Oldman (yes, I would rock the old man cock if only because he is a bloody brilliant actor!),
2.Manu Bennett,
3.Eric Bana,
4.David Belle (I changed it from Gerard Butler because Gerard's too fat now),
5.Karl Urban,
6.Viggo Mortensen,
7.Idris Elba,
8.Vinnie Jones,
9.Oded Fehr,
10.Karl Yune
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Your favorite quote is... It's a quote from the movie Goldfinger. Bond says to one of his many women "Run along now dear, man talk." and then slaps her on the ass.
Oh, Bond, you saucy cad!
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... I've been to all the continents except Antarctica, so hopefully I can hit that up before I die. If I can't ever make it there then I'd like to go to Rio de Janeiro again.
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their smile... and whether their penis is bulging through their trousers; if it is, then it's go time!
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Two Favorite TV Shows... South Park, and the local nightly news
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? A koala. No joke. They're nasty fuckers.
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Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List No particular order:
Tori Spelling
Courtney Love
Rosie O'Donnell
Rumer Willis
Joan Rivers
*I'm going to break the rules and add Cameron Diaz, Paula Abdul and that bitch Heather Mills!
** And Fergie; I've added that for stringbean!
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List 1. Laetitia Casta, 2. Eve Wyrwal, 3. Monica Bellucci, 4. Milla Jovovich, 5. Kristin Kreuk, 6. Kate Beckinsale, 7. Salma Hayek, 8. Gemma Arterton, 9. Juliette Binoche, 10. Sophie Marceau |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... "Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda" -- Sexual Harassment Panda
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