Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... 1. I live in the sticks in Oregon
2. I love NASCAR and football
3. I drink Black Velvet (Canadian Whiskey) and Coke
4. I work for the U.S. Forest Service
5. I love making wallpapers for my friends (I'm an artist at heart)
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... See, now thats a tough one, cause there ain't too damn many I haven't already done. So if some honey comes up with a good idea, I just agree.
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What makes you Bastardly? I call it like I see it. Not afraid to say (or type) whats on my mind. And if ya don't like it.... It sucks to be you !!!! And thats the bottom line !
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range i'd say 100 - 130 lbs, but it depends on height don't ya think ? |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Amy Winehole.... good god she's in hell |
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? 1. Hot Women
2. Hot Food
3. Cold Booze
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Your favorite food is... Anything Italian..... yes, I am |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? I'm gettin sick of all this Miley shit goin on..... |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... WOW, another tough one....
There really are too many to mention
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Music You Would Die Without... Ok, I'm a redneck so I do like country. But I listen to a little of everything
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One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... Alessandra...... and many many more
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Your favorite quote is... |
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... Back to Mexico. Go to Australia and Brazil
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? |
Two Favorite TV Shows... |
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? A badger once (he lost).... lol
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Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... didn't watch that much TV, I liked bein' outdoors
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Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 07/28/2008 |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List Amy Winehouse, Miley Cyrus.... there are others, but i'll have to update later.
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List Alessandra Ambrosio; Ninel Conde; Izabel Goulart; Kelly Monaco; Odette Yustman; Roselyn Sanchez; Jennifer Love Hewitt; Jennifer Aniston; Vanessa Marcil; Marisa Miller.... and many many more !!!! |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... I'm just a laid back cowboy that loves to party and have fun. I don't take anything to serious unless I have to. Life is to short to be an asshole.
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