jay2daflo

jay2daflo

Joined 14 weeks 20 hours ago

Was bastardly 4 weeks 6 days 23 hours ago

cali.

jay2daflo's Bio

jay2daflo hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • i approve this bastardly... (on From The Bastardly Archives... Two Years Ago!)
  • yeah man, check out the album "mutantes". i think ... (on Dianasaurus's guestbook)
  • what da faaah? dis shit be... (on Adriana Lima: Victoria's Secret Holiday 2008 Preview)
  • we live in a world of wonder... (on Selena Gomez @ Variety's Power of Youth Event)
  • heh. kids are soo funny... (on From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!)
  • anyone who knows me knows... (on Sarah Shahi @ TV Guide 6th Annual Emmy Awards After Party)
  • daaaayyyyyuuuummm!!! did dat... (on Blake Lively Shows Off Her Rack on "Gossip Girl" Set)
  • SUPER low-res!... (on Jessica Alba Super MILF Bikini Pics! OW!)
  • i've seen some fucked up... (on Heidi Montag & King Douche Bag Reach Real Low For A Photo-Op!)
  • someone needs to tell... (on Miley Cyrus Needs A New Pose on the Red Carpet)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    - i likez readin.
    - i likez da moviez.
    - i likez da videogamez.
    - i likez da sarah shahi.
    - i likez da letter z.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    i wanna do it in jesus' bed.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    i'm a racist.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    100-120 lbs.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    who's that one blonde with the fake boobs?
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    -booze
    -drugs
    -crazzzzzy homiez!

    Your favorite food is...
    vahjay-jay
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    all em reality show bee-yitches.
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    that one steamy scene in wet hot american summer. not.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    music in general.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    lil wayne. no homo dawg, but i bet gangsta got some smooth ass balls.

    Your favorite quote is...

    "i don't know."
    - anonymous

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    -tokyo
    -paris
    -earth a.d.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    face. then the boobs. and then the butt.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    battlestar galactica, and curb your enthusiasm.

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    that question's kinda weak. i don't know... a giant inflatable penis?

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    mighty max, batman, x-men, dragon ball, dragon ball z, x-files, and mst3k. the simpsons too.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    all dudes are ugly.

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    1. dark messages-air. 2. sweater-knock knock. 3. piano-dabrye. 4. monkey suite-madvillain. 5. violent world-misfits. 6. search for delicious-panda bear. 7. the biziness-de la soul. 8. nothing like this-j dilla. 9. hellhound-misfits. 10. i don't want the night to end-nick lowe.

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    11/10/2012
    Your Bastardly Location
    cali.
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    eff they got da t & a, it's all good.

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1. adriana lima, 2. sarah shahi, 3-10. ummm... shit i don't know! you spect me to remember these ho's namez?!
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    naw. i'm good.

    jay2daflo's Guestbook (2)

    Of course I love the beach boys! I've never heard of os mutantes, but I will definitely check them out.

    Yay a fellow Animal Collective fan!
    Have you heard Panda Bears solo stuff?