Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... - i likez readin.
- i likez da moviez.
- i likez da videogamez.
- i likez da sarah shahi.
- i likez da letter z.
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... i wanna do it in jesus' bed.
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What makes you Bastardly? |
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 100-120 lbs. |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? who's that one blonde with the fake boobs? |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? -booze
-drugs
-crazzzzzy homiez!
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Your favorite food is... vahjay-jay |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? all em reality show bee-yitches. |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... that one steamy scene in wet hot american summer. not.
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Music You Would Die Without... |
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... lil wayne. no homo dawg, but i bet gangsta got some smooth ass balls.
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Your favorite quote is... "i don't know."
- anonymous
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... -tokyo
-paris
-earth a.d.
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face. then the boobs. and then the butt.
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Two Favorite TV Shows... battlestar galactica, and curb your enthusiasm.
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? that question's kinda weak. i don't know... a giant inflatable penis?
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Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... mighty max, batman, x-men, dragon ball, dragon ball z, x-files, and mst3k. the simpsons too.
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Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List |
Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play? 1. dark messages-air. 2. sweater-knock knock. 3. piano-dabrye. 4. monkey suite-madvillain. 5. violent world-misfits. 6. search for delicious-panda bear. 7. the biziness-de la soul. 8. nothing like this-j dilla. 9. hellhound-misfits. 10. i don't want the night to end-nick lowe.
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Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 11/10/2012 |
Your Bastardly Location cali. |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List eff they got da t & a, it's all good.
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List 1. adriana lima, 2. sarah shahi, 3-10. ummm... shit i don't know! you spect me to remember these ho's namez?! |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... |