John of the Thomas

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John of the Thomas

Joined 39 weeks 5 days ago

Was bastardly 16 hours 37 min 8 sec ago

John of the Thomas's Bio

John of the Thomas hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • kettle, pot, black... (on Katharine McPee Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • Stunner.... (on Katharine McPee Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • I would have to rattle her.... (on Nicole Richie's Book Signing @ Virgin Mega Store)
  • Heres an example of a chick... (on Paris Hilton @ "Repo! The Generic Opera" Screening in Las Vegas)
  • Good to have the BLOTD back,... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Miss N.)
  • Stunning.... (on Katharine McPhee @ Carousel of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills)
  • She is brutally ugly.... (on Alicia Silverstone @ Peter Alexander Flagship Boutique Opening)
  • I LOVE me some Keeley, but... (on Keeley Hazell @ Nokia Comes With Music Launch Party)
  • She does have thin lips. Or... (on Delta Goodrem @ St Vincent's & Garvan Institute Gala Dinner)
  • She's rough as arseholes.... (on Danielle Lloyd Brings The Afternoon Links!)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I love what I love.
    I hate what I hate.

    Doesn't get much more generic does it...?

    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Naomi "nutbag" Campbell. Ugly inside & out. Britney, you are off the hook sweetheart...
    Your favorite food is...
    Mexican/Indian
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Naomi Campbell. Hate that slag.
    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Wait long enough, you pretty much get to see 'em all naked at some point...

    Your favorite quote is...

    "Nothing worth having comes easy...."

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Hands, feet, are something I focus on. Not sure if it's the first thing I notice though...

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    I got beat up by my (fat) ex-girlfriend after I dumped her in primary school. What? She had the weight advantage... ;-)

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Naomi Campbell. Repeat ad nauseam.

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    No particular order.....Petra Nemcova, Keeley Hazell (yowsa!), Rachael McAdams, Jessica Biel, Rachel Bilson, Natalie Portman, Alyssa Milano (that chick is like a hairy fine wine...), Christina Milian. Mila Kunis (stunning), Katherine McPhee.

    John of the Thomas's Guestbook (4)

    babygirl2000
    by babygirl2000
    31 weeks 6 days ago

    nice profile

    omega
    by omega
    34 weeks 3 days ago

    that avatar looks to be from a futbol game
    I just guessing, either that or a basketball game

    L.e.t.í.c.i.a
    by L.e.t.í.c.i.a
    34 weeks 6 days ago

    Yes, nice avatar!
    Have a good weekend!
    :)

    Comment by John of the Thomas
    You too!
    omega
    by omega
    35 weeks 3 days ago

    nice avatar

    Comment by John of the Thomas
    Thank you! (still figuring this stuff out...)

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