Girlswannascrewme

Girlswannascrewme

Joined 14 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 2 hours 43 min 25 sec ago

20 years old

Jumping between East London and Jamaica.

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Recent Bastardliness

  • I don't care I like her. She... (on Hot or Not: Lacey Schwimmer @ Jordan Melo Sneaker Launch)
  • Huh? Whats going on here... (on Fashion Rating: Jessica Alba @ Campari Calendar Launch)
  • Ugly this ugly omg these two... (on Donatella & Allegra Versace @ Jessica Alba's Campari Calendar Launch)
  • Noo way. She is hot but she... (on From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!)
  • What has happened to her... (on Vida Guerra @ Celebrity Catwalk For Charity)
  • AAAaaa! Wtf happened to her?... (on Tranny-Looking Pamela Anderson Plugs Reality Show in Sydney)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I can roll my tongue.

    My star sign is cancer... ( I grow on you).

    I swapped that mean Film and TV industry (behind the camera) for the Music Industry.

    I find women size 10 - 14 (yes size 14!) most attractive.

    I only wrote 4 random facts... Unless you count this one as one of the facts. Which would make it 5 random facts - unless you count that as an extra fact which would make it 6 facts.... unless you counts this one aswell.. but that would just make you silly.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    On display in a zoo like Tigers

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I worked with some of these media bastards

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Its more about the body type - Hourglass
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Amy Winehouse - so so fugly
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Alcohol
    Alcohol
    Alcohol

    Your favorite food is...
    Jerk Chicken & Singapore noodles
    Music You Would Die Without...

    Diplo, RZA, Santagold, Radiohead, El-P, T.I, Portishead, Vybez Cartel, Wiley, N.E.R.D, Alex Mills, Duffy, J Dilla, Chase & Status....

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Gemma Atkinson

    Your favorite quote is...

    And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

    - Pactrick Bateman

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Cuba
    Brazil
    Japan

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Face to Butt to Waist to Eyes (quick to breasts) eyes.. Smile? :-D

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Simpsons

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A Bat... seriously it kept flying into the back of my head.

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Middle school!?

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    Pete Wentz - I know an ugly fucker when I see one.

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    Wiley - Wearing my Rolex
    Diplo - Diplo Riddim
    Young Joc - Going down
    Radiohead - Meeting in the aisle
    Lil Wayne - Lollipop
    Lil Wayne - Millie
    Roots Manuva - Buff Nuff
    Duffy - Stepping stone
    Gary Numan - Haunted
    Pharoahe Monch - Fuck You

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/08/1988
    Your Bastardly Location
    Jumping between East London and Jamaica.
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Amy Winehouse - The only woman that just make me think 'Fuck your so ugly'.

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Lola Luv, Rhianna, Lily Cole - I don't care I've met her and she was stunning, Adriana Lima, Vida Guerra, Gemma Atkinson, Heather Graham, Zhang Ziyi, Kelly Brook, Kimberly Walsh

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