Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... 1) thinks waaaaaaaaay too much
2) loves sex
3) loves sleeping
4) The Bastardly is my crack
5) hates skinny bitches
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... |
What makes you Bastardly? Im a Bastardly Forum VIP. need I say more?
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range 180-220 lbs |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Phoebe Price (is she even a celebrity??) -- her mug scares the hell out of me |
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? tequila, lime & salt, and hot naked bodies!! hell yeah!
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Your favorite food is... Italian and Indian (chicken tikka masala, yay!) |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Avril Lavigne |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... 9 1/2 weeks. the ice cube scene...
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Music You Would Die Without... |
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... |
For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List *Not in order
1) Keanu Reeves
2) Leonardo diCaprio
3) Tom Brady (before Gisele turned him into a hobo)
4) Ed Norton
5) Michael Vartan
6) Gerard Butler
7) Rodrigo Santoro
8) Milo Ventimiglia
9) Dermot Mulroney
10) Matthew Goode
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Your favorite quote is... "Why waste 50 bucks on that dental floss underwear when Im just gonna rip it off with my teeth within 30 seconds?"
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... Egypt, Mayan Ruins, Italy
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What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? |
Two Favorite TV Shows... 1) Secret Diary of A Call Girl
2) Heroes
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What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? a swarm of crazed spinster aunts who wanted to "fix" me up for the prom.
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Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List 1) Michael Jackson (this one's a given)
2) Mickey Rourke (hatchet face)
3) Marilyn Manson
4) Akon
5) Marc Anthony (?)
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Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play? 1) Vindicated - Dashboard Confessionals
2) Oasis - Bittersweet Symphony
3) Vertical Horizon - Im Still Here
4) Default - The Way We Were
5) Pink - God Is A DJ
6) Audioslave - Out of Exile
7) Lifehouse - You and Me
8) Staind - Everything Changes
9) Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
10) Cenotype - Shes Dead Requiem
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Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 06/01/2006 |
Your Bastardly Location New York City |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List *not in order
1) Tori Spelling
2) Donatella Versace
3) Jocelyn Wildenstein
4) Star Jones
5) Phoebe Price
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List *not in order*... Monica Belluci, Nigella Lawson, Kate Beckinsale, Salma Hayek, Ashley Judd, Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe, Catherine Zeta Jones... (need two more, cant think of anyone right now) |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... I cant tolerate dim-witted fucks.
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