Give us 5+ random facts about yourself... I have massive gowls.
I am the Gothic Elvis or as many call me Evil Elvis.
I once twisted my caine and had to have my mother fix it.
I can bite through a lead pipe.
I have lock jaw problems...That's why my friends call me Pitbull as a pet name.
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Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn... |
What makes you Bastardly? I'm Glen Danzig....Need I say more.
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Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range Skinny and short..... |
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now? Randy Newman |
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party? X-Files and a chew toy....I only need two.
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Your favorite food is... Anything that I can consume with my massive gowls |
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now? Probably me |
Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene... Probably mine...I haven't made it yet, but when I do....
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Music You Would Die Without... |
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked... Gillian Anderson for sure.
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Your favorite quote is... Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
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Top Three Places You Wanna Travel... |
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? They had a smaller mandible than me...No matter the height.
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Two Favorite TV Shows... |
What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by? Danny M of the North Side Kings
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Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School... All In the Family
Saturday Night Live
Red Fox - You know the show
Barney Miller
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Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play? Twist Of Cain
Not Of This World
She Rides
Soul On Fire
Am I Demon
Mother
Possession
End Of Time
The Hunter
Evil Thing
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Your Bastardly Birthday (optional) 06/23/1955 |
Your Bastardly Location Hollywood California |
Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List Any women in hollywood that is tall. I hate being only navel high.
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Your Top 10 Hottest Women List Any women I can see eye to eye with....Short chick basically |
Anything else you wanna say about yourself... Did I mention I love myself, I'm the Evil Elvis and I have a jaw wide enough to use as a storage unit.
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