wut

wut

Joined 18 weeks 1 hour ago

Was bastardly 13 hours 23 min 4 sec ago

wut's Bio

wut hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • I'm not a fan of fake tits,... (on Heidi Montag: Honeymoon Bikini Pics From Mexico (w/ Spencer))
  • I second that. I'm liking... (on Kristen Stewart @ "Twilight" UK Premiere in London)
  • Saucy love machine.... (on Candice Swanepoel @ Victoria's Secret NYC Store Opening Party)
  • Too bad she doesn't have a... (on Jessica Alba: Campari Swimsuit Calendar 2009)
  • Somebody throw Karen... (on Donatella & Allegra Versace @ Jessica Alba's Campari Calendar Launch)
  • Damn. You go, Vin.... (on Vin Diesel's Mexican Baby Momma Paloma Jimenez is Hot! Ow!)
  • Word, Sierra.... (on Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood & Peaches Geldof Pose Nude For Tatler Magazine, January, 2009)
  • She always looks confused... (on Happy Birthday Britney Spears! Buy Her New Album, Circus!)
  • I've never really understood... (on Leelee Sobieski @ CNN Heroes An All-Star Tribute in Hollywood)
  • Regardless if it's simply a... (on Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Do Some Thanksgiving P.R.)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    08/01/2008

    wut's Guestbook (1)

    "You must be new here. Adriana is perfection. There is no discussing it and no, you're not allowed to have an opinion on the matter. Anything to the contrary about The Goddess Adriana is a criminal offense.

    As we speak, you've probably been cursed in six different languages, had a hex placed upon you and your entire family and it wouldn't surprise me if several of the more "passionate" members here have made Voodoo dolls in your likeness and sacrificed a few goats. Lock your doors and if you own a handgun, keep it on or about your person for at least a the next 11 years, just to be safe.

    Oh, and welcome."

    Funniest thing I've read in a while xx