Sierra

Sierra

Joined 18 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 2 hours 17 min 51 sec ago

108 years old

In my head.

Sierra's Bio

Sierra hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • well clearly there are some... (on Nicole Scherzinger & The Other Ones @ "...shhh" Launch)
  • What?? No I wasn't saying... (on Nicole Scherzinger & The Other Ones @ "...shhh" Launch)
  • balls of doom messaged me this: I am not worrie... (on d55's guestbook)
  • Heidi looks about sixty... (on Adriana Lima & Heidi Klum Sign Autographs @ New Flagship Store)
  • I think the ginger one (who... (on Nicole Scherzinger & The Other Ones @ "...shhh" Launch)
  • I'm glad someone else... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day: Jesse)
  • haha what a smug dickhead.... (on Hana Soukupova & Candice Swanepoel @ VS Store Opening Party)
  • the eyes are probabaly... (on Miranda Kerr @ Victoria's Secret New NYC Store Opening Party)
  • She is absoultely gorgeous.... (on Candice Swanepoel @ Victoria's Secret NYC Store Opening Party)
  • Easy tiger, I was just... (on Jessica Alba: Campari Swimsuit Calendar 2009)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I'm not arrogant, but I do like who I am.
    I am irish.
    I live a small but happy life.
    I am in love.
    I dislike pettiness in all forms.
    Racism disgusts me. In a big way.
    I love my ass (but it's not a patch on Ms Alba's).

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    I have no specific place, but when I'm feeling aroused I tend to get pretty impatient and impulsive regardless of the enviroment or situation...

    What makes you Bastardly?

    Nothing.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Tall and lankey, but with broad shoulders.
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Kelly Osbourne. What a fucking slug.
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Me, the one I love and our mutual friend Jack.

    Your favorite food is...
    Cake.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    I loathe Peaches Geldof and Kelly Osbourne.
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    I prefer the real thing, thanks.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Colourblind - Counting crows
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XbyWSgiYp_M

    I will follow you into the dark - Deathcab for cutie
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sfBw0IWwO5U

    Night drive - Jimmy eat world
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2ThtJWFR8Y8

    I bloom blaum - Coldplay
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SCgF6nJwJDI

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Jessica Alba.

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    In no order:
    Shia Labeouf, Edward Norton, Leo Dicaprio, Jack Nicholson, Cillian Murphy, John Cusack, Desmond Harrington, Mark Wahlberg, James MacAvoy, Rufus Sewell, Josh Hartnett, Colin Farrel, Paul Bettany & Christopher Walken.

    Your favorite quote is...

    "Moths and all sorts of ugly creatures hover about a lighted candle, can the candle help it?" - Charles Dickens.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Whether or not he's a wanker.

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    01/01/1900
    Your Bastardly Location
    In my head.
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

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    Sierra's Guestbook (32)

    Yup...I swear to god I called the police. I explained the situation, and the police officer said someone was going to call me shortly, and a female officer did. She had me file a police report and even gave me a case #, saying a detective will be assigned to the case. I know it is 99% balls of doom; don't worry how I do know, though ;) Some people think they are intelligent in their own world and play games unless the police bust their ass.

    Ouch, that hurt.

    Yes, it would be hard to take a picture of your own ass. lol

    Your fella appreciates the finer things in life.

    Are you from the UK?

    lol I totally disagree with you, but it doesn't make you any less of a hottie.

    If it comes down to posting a pic of your beautiful butt or lovely legs, I vote for your lovely legs. But either way, we win with either one you decide to post. Do you spend a lot of time looking at your butt in a mirror? lol