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horny guy

Joined 31 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 1 day 1 hour 40 min ago

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Recent Bastardliness

  • nice legs ashley...owww... (on Ashley Tisdale Getting Some Disney Executive Love!)
  • You need to get your facts... (on Olesya Rulin & Boobies Vote Yes! on Prop 2!)
  • people bitch about the price... (on Olesya Rulin & Boobies Vote Yes! on Prop 2!)
  • duh the wrinkle is caused by... (on Mischa Barton Nipple Slip From London Fashion Week. Ow!)
  • oh my thats hot... (on Nicole Scherzinger @ Vodafone Live Music Awards in London)
  • i've got wood for kelly... (on Kelly Monaco Bikini Pics From General Hospital)
  • wow... (on We're Really Digging These Eva Habermann Pictures. Ow!)
  • she doesn't need shoes for... (on Daria Werbowy @ 2008 Canada's Walk of Fame)
  • i'd bang her a long time... (on Lindsay Lohan Lookin' Sexy @ Ugly Betty Premiere Party)
  • hot hot hot...btw where'd... (on Mila Kunis & Her Sexy Legs Film "Extract" in L.A.)

    • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I'm a fucking Minnesota BASTARD stuck between youth and middle age.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    115-145
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    sandra oh---ughh
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    2?page=0,0
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    booze, hot women between 115-145 lbs and ME

    Your favorite food is...
    steak...with a side of pussy
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    hugh hefner
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    even though I hate Tom Cruise...Risky Business...Rebecca DeMornay on the train

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Vanessa Marcil...always nipping out on Las Vegas...I wanna see those boobs

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    their face

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1) sandra oh, 2)barbra streisand, 3)hillary clinton, 4)janet reno, 5)cameron diaz

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1) petra, 2)ale, 3)kate beckinsale, 4)bar rafeili, 5)marissa miller, 6)nicole scherzinger, 7)adriana, 8)halle berry, 9)vanessa marcil, 10)jessica simpson
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    not till you get to know me better

    horny guy's Guestbook (5)

    crbassassin
    by crbassassin
    1 week 6 days ago

    bastard!

    Glimmer
    by Glimmer
    6 weeks 5 hours ago

    awesome bastardly name ! ;)

    babygirl2000
    by babygirl2000
    22 weeks 2 days ago

    hi horny guy

    Honey
    by Honey
    27 weeks 20 hours ago

    steak with a side of pussy.....owwwww!...i like that!

    Eve
    by Eve
    28 weeks 4 days ago

    Oh my, Bar Refaeli, I'm going to add her to my list.

    Comment by horny guy
    eve, nice pic, owww

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