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Sparks

Joined 27 weeks 4 hours ago

Was bastardly 2 weeks 17 hours 49 min ago

Sparks's Bio

Sparks hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Her recently fired manager... (on Rihanna Owns A Blackberry & Went To Starbucks!)
  • She looks completely... (on Cheryl Burke - Bikini Pics!)
  • BWAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... (on Hot or Not: Holly Willoughby @ Coutts London Jewellery Week)
  • The casting directors were... (on The Bastardly Minute With... Chyler Leigh)
  • Jaden. Every one loves Will... (on Jaden Smith vs Maddox Jolie-Pitt - Future Pimp Matchup)
  • She has the ugliest pair of... (on Bastardly Jailbait Warning! Miley Cyrus @ Her Movie Premiere)
  • d55 + d555 = same person... (on Bastardly Breaking News!! Rihanna Still Sleeping w/ Chris Brown!)
  • These are the most useless... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Eryka)
  • A wedding every year?... (on Mariah Carey Not With Nick Cannon @ Fred Segal's)
  • And yet somehow she has the... (on Bastardly Breaking News! Rihanna Takes Dog For A Walk!)

    • Bastardly Short List

    What makes you Bastardly?

    It's Sparks, bitch.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    160-200 lbs (for a man of course)
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Kirsten Dunst
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    A hot bi chick, some cristal and good people.

    Your favorite food is...
    Lasagne
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Paris Hilton
    Your favorite quote is...

    Que sera, sera.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    If a guy has a sexy pair of lips! Hot!!

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    1. Kirsten Dunst
    2. Lauren Conrad
    3. Paris Hilton
    4. Rumer Willis
    5. Sarah Jessica Parker

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    1. Adriana Lima, 2. Kim K, 3. Halle Berry, 4. Samla Hayek, 5. Charlize Theron, Nobody else is worthy to be on my list.
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Nope.

    Sparks's Guestbook (5)

    JennyClaire
    by JennyClaire
    16 weeks 4 days ago

    Hi Sparks :)

    Pamela Susan Courson
    by Pamela Susan Courson
    18 weeks 6 days ago

    Hi there, Sparks!! Like my pic, why don't you??

    Tina
    by Tina
    21 weeks 2 days ago

    "Infact both of you need to shut the hell up and get back to ragging on celebrities. This is Bastardly not iVillage."

    I laughed so hard at this comment XD

    Eve
    by Eve
    23 weeks 3 days ago

    Loved your avatar.

    Comment by Sparks
    Thanks, babe.
    One comment to end them all
    by One comment to end them all
    23 weeks 4 days ago

    "Infact both of you need to shut the hell up and get back to ragging on celebrities. This is Bastardly not iVillage."

    Heh. Comment of the week.

    Comment by Sparks
    LOL! Thanks, and to think I wasn't really even trying to be funny. They were just pissing me off.

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