Doug

Doug

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Was bastardly 315 minutes ago

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Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...: I'm a college student
I play guitar
I have keen bullshit detection skills
I love horror movies
I'm cynical
What makes you Bastardly?: I'm an asshole and I hate people.
Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range: 120lbs I don't like fat chicks, but I don't like anorexics either.
Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?: Rumer Willis
Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day: http://www.bastardly.com/node/13948
What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?: Booze, booze and booze
Your favorite food is...: Fast food
Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?: Paris Hilton
Music You Would Die Without...: Metal music
One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...: Britney Spears (out of curiosity)
Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...: Spain, Italy, Sweden
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Face and weight
Two Favorite TV Shows...: House, Family Guy
Your Top 10 Hottest Women List: Kim Kardashian, Kristin Cavallari, Vanessa Hudgens, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kate Beckinsale, Christina Milian, Kristen Bell, Hillary Duff, Samantha Ronson (just kidding), Lindsay Lohan
Anything else you wanna say about yourself...: Nope