Aisha P

Aisha P

Joined 14 weeks 3 days ago

Was bastardly 6 hours 5 min ago

19 years old

Leiecster, UK

Aisha P's Bio

Aisha P hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • I find her to be very sexy... (on Chloe Sevigny @ 2008 Creative Arts Emmy Awards)
  • Flawless legs.I wonder if... (on Jennifer Aniston Upskirt @ "Management" Premiere in Toronto)
  • I love T.I. He has such a... (on T.I. & Wifie @ 2008 MTV VMAs)
  • Haha Marc Jacobs... (on Posh & Marc Jacobs Hit Up Waverly Inn! Kilts Are Back, Baby!)
  • Classic beauty.... (on Keira Knightley Hits Up Letterman To Promote "The Duchess")
  • I agree.... (on Helena Christensen Shows Off Her Legs @ New York Fashion Week!)
  • She was so much more... (on Hasbeen Nicole Richie Is Desperately Trying to be a Trendsetter)
  • I adore the bangs. The... (on Diesel's Renzo Rosso Lands Kiss From Petra Nemcova!!)
  • I remember when Kelly Brook... (on Kelly Brook Dirty Dancing With Jonathan Ross! Damn Him!!)
  • How old is Luke Howell?! He... (on Kelly Osbourne & Luke Howell Hit Up NY Fashion Week!)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I am 19 years old.
    I completely dont know what i want to do with my life at the minute.
    I will never get on a damn plane again as long as i live because the last time i was on one it nearly crashed.
    I do not eat pork. I never have and i never will. Just the smell is enough to make me vomit.
    I am the eldest of 9 siblings, and therefore never want to have kids;)

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Anywhere and everywhere baby! Im completely open to crazy ass random suggestions...

    What makes you Bastardly?

    This is an old one, but because i was born out of wedlock. Infact, i am the result of a one night stand. Oh the humanity!

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    It dosent really matter as long as he isnt ridiculously scrawny or horribly obese
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Nobody. They are all special in their own ways.
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Alcohol
    Alcohol
    Alcohol
    Seriously, that is all you need!

    Your favorite food is...
    I do like a nice bag of fish and chips with plenty of salt and vinegar, and a side of mushy peas.
    Music You Would Die Without...

    Everything. Music is the food of love.

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    My sweetheart who is the hottest dude in the world:)

    Your favorite quote is...

    'When life hand you lemons, make lemonade!'
    'The lady doth protest too much, methinks!'

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Anywhere beautiful that i can get to on a boat or a train, since i am too scared to fly!

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Beautiful gleaming eyes that twinkle cheekily when you look at me. Also a beautiful, genuine warm smile, and a friendly disposistion!

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Peep Show
    Family Guy

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    As Told By Ginger, Malcolm In The Middle, Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    Prince-Diamonds and Pearls
    Britney Spears-Get Naked
    Interpol-Slow Hands
    Mariah Carey-Always Be My Baby
    Common-The People
    Lupe Fiasco-Dumb It Down
    The Strokes-Someday
    Vanity-Pretty Mess
    Billie Holliday-Strange Fruit
    The Police-Roxanne

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    11/22/1988
    Your Bastardly Location
    Leiecster, UK
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I love being in love!

    Aisha P's Guestbook (84)

    If you are sexy and you know it leave me a damn message!

    the site isn't working for me. is it working for you?!

    Aloha!

    If I decide to stay out here I will post a pic. I dont have one of my tattoo. This is my first time talking to people out here. I feel funny about it, I have a boyfriend but sometimes talking anonymously can be fun!

    You are pretty ashia, I like your eyes you have a very direct look, I like that.

    HI, I noticed that you looked at my profile, just want to say hello. I am new to this site

    hey you're sexy girl!