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whyohwhy
Joined 8 weeks 3 days ago
Was bastardly 45 minutes ago
25 years old
Houston, TX
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- Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...
I'm a woman
I'm married
I HATE roaches
I love Germany
I go hiking, running, and cycling every week- Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...
The dining room table! Something about having sex where I eat is intriguing, and it's the only place in or out of the house that I haven't done it yet. ;-)
- What makes you Bastardly?
I hate this question, that's what makes me bastardly.
- Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
- 180-210
- Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
- Probably any female with that dreaded Madame syndrome.
- What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?
Rootbeer, cheetos, and bad movies! What can I say? I'm Mormon.
- Your favorite food is...
- Boiled artichoke with a lemon-butter dipping sauce, and beer battered gulf shrimp......... *drooooooool*
- Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...
pass
- Music You Would Die Without...
STP, Smashing Pumpkins, Sound Garden, SRV, The Eagles, Counting Crows, Blondie, Heart, oldschool Dave Matthews, The Doors, Rolling Stones, and I would literally shrivel and die if I didn't have Alice In Chains and Frank Sinatra.
- One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...
Hugh Jackman, grrrrrrrrrrr
- For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List
1. My hubby!
2. Hugh Jackman
3. Gerard Butler
4. Clive Owen
5. Johnny Depp
6. Ryan Reynolds
7. Josh Peck
8. George Clooney
9. Luke Wilson
10. Heath Ledger- Your favorite quote is...
"Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail...."
- Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...
Places I haven't been already? Ireland, Scotland, and perhaps Barbados.
- What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes and smile.
- Two Favorite TV Shows...
House and House........ I don't watch a lot of TV
- What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?
An opposum and a barbless stingray.
- Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...
I hardly watched TV in middle school........ I can't remember!
- Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List
Carrot Top!!!
Tom Cruise
Ron Perlman!
Owen Wilson
James McAvoy- Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?
Talkshow Host by Radiohead
- Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
- 04/11/1983
- Your Bastardly Location
- Houston, TX
- Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List
Sandra Bernhard
Barbara Streisand
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Amanda Lepore (does that really count?)
Cher scares me too- Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
- Monica Belluci, Kate Winslet, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Marissa Miller, Marissa Tomei, Charlize Theron, Nereida Gallardo, Paz Vega
- Anything else you wanna say about yourself...
Damn, that took forever!
I don't like labels or boundaries, so don't impose any on me.
Hey fellow bastards! I don't watch TV, so I don't know most of the celebs on this site. But I like to people-watch and throw my two cents in from time to time. If anyone ever has questions about kids, marriage, or herbal/home remedies, I will gladly give my advice. On the other hand, I will gladly take advice as well. Thanks!
