My Cock Is Throbbing

My Cock Is Throbbing

Joined 26 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 20 hours 2 min 57 sec ago

My Cock Is Throbbing's Bio

My Cock Is Throbbing hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • I'd pop her well!... (on Hot or Not: Anna Popplewell @ "The Duchess" UK Premiere)
  • Age ain't nothing but a... (on Selena Gomez @ 2008 Imagen Awards in Beverly Hills)
  • Like I've said, if I got to... (on Kate Beckinsale & Family Return From Cabo San Lucas!)
  • George, you're so right. I... (on Emmanuelle Chriqui @ "The House Bunny" Premiere)
  • I gotta say that this dirty,... (on Amber Heard @ "The House Bunny" Premiere)
  • She's the best total package... (on Kate Beckinsale - Bikini Pics From Cabo San Lucas!)
  • Wow, someone is really... (on Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty Flashes Her Underwear!)
  • My cock is now throbbing!!!... (on Kate Beckinsale & Family Fly American Airlines!)
  • Damn, she does look sexy in... (on Selena Gomez @ Alison Brod PR Showroom)
  • Wow, the haters are so... (on Marisa Miller @ Marc Ecko Hosts "All In For Tikva" Casino Night)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    -My name is Paul
    -I love sports (Bills, Sabres, Yankees, Raptors)
    -I love pro wrestling (WWE)
    -I love movies
    -No, my cock is not always throbbing

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    A sauna

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I tell it like it is. I'm not afraid to speak my mind.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    110-120
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Amy Winehouse
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    -Lots of alcohol, liquor, and finger foods
    -Loud, crazy music
    -Plenty of hot, dirty girls

    Your favorite food is...
    Seafood (Shrimp, Crab, Fish, Clams)
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Britney Spears
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    There's too many to choose from.

    Music You Would Die Without...

    I like various types of music, so there isn't one I couldn't live without.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Scarlett Johansson

    Your favorite quote is...

    "I ain't a killer, but don't push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy, next to getting pussy." -"Hail Mary" by Makaveli

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    -Sweden
    -Switzerland
    -Vancouver, BC

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    A pretty face, or the unfortunate opposite.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    -Lost
    -South Park

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    Nothing crazy, just the usual; bees, cats, dogs.

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    It wasn't that long ago, but I can't think of a specific show that I watched in Middle School that I don't watch now.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    I'm not wasting that much time debating men's looks, or lack thereof.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    -Amy Winehouse
    -Donatella Versace
    -Rosie O'Donnell
    -Star Jones
    -Sarah Jessica Parker

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    -Natalie Portman, -Kate Beckinsale, -Scarlett Johansson, -Adriana Lima, -Mila Kunis, -Naomi Watts, -Hayden Panettiere, -Marisa Miller, -Halle Berry, -Marion Cotillard, -Bar Rafaeli, -Kristen Bell, -Leighton Meester, -Amy Adams, -Kelly Brook, -Gemma Atkinson, -Alessandra Ambrosio, -Emmanuelle Chriqui, -Josie Maran, -Megan Fox, -Evangeline Lilly, -Diane Kruger, *I'm sorry to all those other women whom I forgot to mention!
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    Haven't I told you enough?

    My Cock Is Throbbing's Guestbook (7)

    nice picture, thats a nice cock. lol

    interesting name you've picked for yourself

    I really hope you're being tracked down, fucking asshole. You know you're going to be popular in the clink.

    My number is 15. From 14 inches.

    if you did it in a sauna wouldnt you nearly pass out from heat exhaustion

    lol but if "your cock is throbbing" man that sounds serious, you might want to tell the clinic about it