Viktoreas Other Account

Viktoreas Other Account

Joined 15 weeks 3 hours ago

Was bastardly 1 week 5 hours 28 min ago

22 years old

I can be found somewhere in Atlanta

Viktoreas Other Account's Bio

Um, after my dishonorable discharge, I've been bartending. And fucking. That's about it.


Recent Bastardliness

  • Oh Miss Berry, how you tempt... (on Halle Berry Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • ah shit man. That's hot as... (on Nicole Scherzinger @ Vodafone Live Music Awards in London)
  • Do not want.... (on Natasza Urbanska Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • GASP. I came.... (on Thandie Newton & Legs @ "RocknRolla" London Premiere)
  • Me too. Change the color... (on The New Bastardly: Have Your Take.)
  • Wow. Deep like a teardrop.... (on Bai Ling @ Who' Next What's Next Fashion Show)
  • SERIOUSLY hate to be a... (on Is Marko Jaric Bad For Adrina Lima's Future Career in Fashion?)
  • Whatever to some of the... (on Tyra Banks & Other Models Celebrate Italian Vogue's "Black Issue")
  • I'm diggin' the chubby... (on Kim Kardashian Out & About In Hollywood!)
  • Penny!!!... (on Penelope Cruz & Scarlett Johansson - Lesbian Sex Fantasy!)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I was in the army. I am dual-handed(ambidextrious). I am bi. I like to talk. I am an anal virgin and I plan to keep it that way.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Between Moe&Jackson!!

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I don't fucking know...

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    170-205lbs
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Hedi Montag
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Weed, boys, girls

    Your favorite food is...
    Honeycombs
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Speidi
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    The one in monsters' ball. No, the one in Team America

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Music in general.

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Olivier Martinez or Olivia Wilde

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    Olivier Martinez, Wladimir Klitscho, Dwayne Johnson, Paul Rudd, Benecia Del Toro, Marc Maron, Ryan Reynolds, Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Gabriel Aubry.

    Your favorite quote is...

    The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
    George Carlin

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Japan, Italy, England

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    For guys, eyes. For girls, titayz.

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Scrubs, Family Guy

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A surgeon, the surgeon's assistant.

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Anything on the oldschool Nickelodeon.

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    B-Bob Thornton, Spencer Pratt, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Tiger Woods.

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    The Good Soldier (Nine inch nails), 19-2000 (Gorillaz), Viva La Vida(Coldplay), Walking on Air (Kerli), Woman to Woman (Joe Cocker), Banjo Boy (Ryan Shupe&the Rubberband), Calle Callejero (Wisin y Yandel), Jenny Don't be Hasty (Paolo Nutini), Breathe Me (Sia), Handlebars (Flobots)

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    04/02/1986
    Your Bastardly Location
    I can be found somewhere in Atlanta
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    paris hilton, tara reid, Heide Montag, Glenn Close, Nicole Kidman

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Olivia Wilde, Selita Ebanks, Mila Kunis, Bar Rafaeli, Lacy Charbert, Halle Berry, Kerli, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    What else can I say? If you wanna know something, stop being a pussy and ask!!

    :)

    Viktoreas Other Account's Guestbook (43)

    I still want you to talk to me, bastards!

    HI
    COME FUCK ME

    i thought the 5th door would be some mind blowing life changing secret but its was just a car :(

    uh thanks for stopping by my page. uh wow did happen...so uh surprising....

    anyway i think the monster's ball sex bit has got to be the most seen of any recent sex scenes. you know even those that haven't seen the movie have seen that scene. uh guess that includes me. ha ha...

    ok i'm testng your 'like to talk' limits.... :)

    thanks for the drop by... :)

    Everyone else should follow your lead and proclaim when they've clicked the ads for me!!! YOU ROCK!!!

    u feelin froggy this evening

    gooood. i'm lookin forward to it