Bellezza Italiana

Bellezza Italiana

Joined 10 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 17 hours 53 min 32 sec ago

23 years old

South Philly

Bellezza Italiana's Bio

Bellezza Italiana hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Well I am known as "Meadow"... (on Jamie-Lynn Sigler @ Entourage Season 5 Premiere)
  • dont say that, people tell... (on Jamie-Lynn Sigler @ Entourage Season 5 Premiere)
  • her forehead is rather... (on Rihanna & Chris Brown Plan For New Zealand Sex)
  • yuck, where is the bag, I... (on Fergie Gets Ready For 5th Annual Fashion Rocks in NYC Tonight!!)
  • keep telling yourself that... (on Lauren Conrad @ Nylon Magazine TV Issue Launch Party)
  • damn her body is perfect. I... (on Flashback: Katherine Heigl Does June, 2000 Maxim Magazine)
  • ahhh her face... (on T.I. & Ghetto Wife @ BMI Urban Awards)
  • what, no bag this time? Nice... (on Jailbait Alert!! Jojo @ BMI Urban Awards)
  • i agree, i loved her hair... (on Lindsay Lohan Set To Appear As Cheerleader on 'Ugly Betty')
  • the one on the right is so... (on Shenae Grimes & AnnaLynne McCord Do Some 90210 Marketing)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    My name is Tiffany
    I have a beautiful son and an amazing husband (you both are my world)
    I'm From Philly ~ born and raised (Huge Philadelphia Sports Fan)
    Cooking is a great passion of mine
    I speak Italian
    Celebrity gossip is my guilty pleasure

    (wrong date on pic, should be 1-08-2008)

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    movie theater or an elevator

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I make fun of homeless people

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    My mans
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Flavor Flav is gross
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Alcohol and/or drugs
    Music
    Strippers
    a pool with a slide wouldn't hurt

    Your favorite food is...
    My grandmas cacciatore.
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Everyone from The Hills
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Unfaithful (stairs)

    Music You Would Die Without...

    i like so many different things....i know that when I listen to country I want to die

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    ryan reynolds

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    (no particular order)
    Ryan Reynolds
    Mario Lopez
    Marlon Brando(in his prime of course)
    George Clooney
    Anthony Sabato Jr
    Ben Affleck
    Heath Ledger
    John Stamos
    Adrian Grenier
    Mark Walberg

    Your favorite quote is...

    If you have no regrets in life, then you haven't truly lived.

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Palermo
    Paris
    Amsterdam

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Face

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    Dexter (I have to put this show in, its amazing)
    Chapelle's Show
    The Sopranos

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    Maybe not crazy but scary, a 200 lb mentally retarded kid tried to kick my ass for no reason. Scary shit

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Fresh Prince
    Married w/ Children
    Saved by the Bell (I'm embarrassed to say)

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

    Flavor Flav *shutters*
    Perez Hilton (if you can call him one)
    David Hasselhoff
    James Blunt
    Pete Doherty

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    06/25/1985
    Your Bastardly Location
    South Philly
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Amy Winehouse
    Tori Spelling
    Star Jones
    Kelly Osborne
    Courtney Love

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Sophia Loren(prime), Gia, Cindy Crawford, Jessia Simpson, Scarlett Johannsen, Monica Bellucci, Lucy Pinder (i love her boobs)
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I'm very proud of my heritage and where I am from. I tend to over analyze and jump to conclusions but overall I like to look for only the positives and try not to be judgemental, well except for this website

    Bellezza Italiana's Guestbook (10)

    no i wouldn't have though it was weird... oooh i look like your cousin lol that's exciting... it's weird when people say i look like someone they know because i wonder if the person ACTUALLY does look like me :)
    anyways i'll talk to you later

    just wanted to say hi to a fellow italian :)
    adorable pic by the way!!!

    That just gave me a steller Idea! We should all put pics up of ourselves as baby's!

    So darn CUTE!

    Thanks! I must be having a "slow day" every day, because I don't think I've ever really noticed additional info. Anyhoo, welcome to The Bastardly. I'm sure you've realized why it's called that.

    How did you get it to work? Just curious.