jjm

jjm

Joined 32 weeks 4 days ago

Was bastardly 2 days 4 hours 6 min ago

jjm's Bio

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Recent Bastardliness

  • If JLo's husband is... (on Paris Hilton Films For Her Stupid BFF MTV Show!)
  • So they do BOTOX on those... (on Sophie Monk Arrives @ Sydney Airport!)
  • I thought, wished, imagined,... (on Jordana Brewster @ 5th Annual Hollywood Style Awards)
  • Mmmmm MILF! Her face looks... (on Jennie Garth @ 4th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards)
  • Too bad the rumor didn't pan... (on Breaking News!! Anne Hathaway Likes Anal Sex! Holy God!)
  • Very long and lean body! I... (on Hot or Not: Ashley Edner @ "The Express" L.A. Premiere)
  • She looked sexy on... (on Julia Louis-Dreyfus @ Late Show With David Letterman)
  • Not her best look, but I... (on Jennie Garth @ March of Dimes Celebration of Babies)
  • She did lose some baby... (on Melissa Joan Hart @ March of Dimes Celebration of Babies)
  • I'f you can't go down on it,... (on Kim Kardashian Refills Birth Control & Valtrex @ Rite-Aid!)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    Old
    Obnoxious
    Sarcastic
    Critical
    Perfectionist

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    Anyplace she'll let me!

    What makes you Bastardly?

    My charming personality and brutal honesty!

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    95-145
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Miley Cyrus
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    Tequila, Salt, and Lime!

    Your favorite food is...
    Anything that doesn't have mold on it and fresh roadkill!
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Paris Hilton
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Anyone with an A/B/C list actress!

    Music You Would Die Without...

    Rock!

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    Anyone who wants to show me!

    Your favorite quote is...

    "I did not have sex with that woman!"

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Australia, Alaska, and Argentina!

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Their cheeks!

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    NCIS
    CSI MIAMA

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    A mouse and a snake! They both lost!

    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    Paris Hilton
    Miley Cyrus
    Madonna
    Posh Spice
    The cast of any reality show!

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Charisma Carpenter, Alyssa Milano, Beverly Mitchell, Mackenzie Rosman, Rosanna Arquette, Michelle Pfeifer, Leelee Sobieski, Josie Davis, Anne Hathaway, Lori Loughlin
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    No, I am quite shy and sincere! haha

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