Hot Mama

Hot Mama

Joined 14 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 128,231 minutes ago

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that is my classy new trailer in my display pic.

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hey yall im ashlynn. i am 23 years old and i got three babies wit a 4th on the way and am lookin for a new daddy for my babies.

Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

confession booth

What makes you Bastardly?

i have a hot bod

Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range

i like em skinny so 250-300 lbs sounds about right

Your favorite food is...

uncle willy's beef injection and then his whipped cream for dessert, my mamas home cookin, Kentucky fried chicken

Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

i dont go no tv

Music You Would Die Without...

the songs jesus wispers in my ear

One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

george dubya bush!!!

Your favorite quote is...

if it aint broke dont fix it

Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

hollywood

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

beer gut, beard

Two Favorite TV Shows...

i dont got no dang tv damnit!!!

What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

turkey, farmer john

Your Top 5 Ugliest Men List

everyone is beautiful in jesus's eyes. god bless your soul!

Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

everyone is beautiful in jesus's eyes. god bless your soul!

Your Top 10 Hottest Women List

britney spears

Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

im a nice intellergent girly and i got all the qualities you be lookin for in a wife

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hawaiianwahine

Thu, 05/22/2008 - 19:29

thanks... I think lol... I'm going to have to pass on the fried chicken though- fried food makes me feel nauseated....and Im more an asian cuisine kinda girl

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

Thu, 05/22/2008 - 10:36

WTF is up with all the chicken talk?
no i don't want to have chicken with you... don't take it personal, but i don't have dinner with lesser trailer trash. i come from an aristocratic line of high society trash. dating lesser trash makes the family look bad. what...? i ain't a liar, checkout my crib...