Nikki

Nikki

Joined 20 weeks 5 days ago

Was bastardly 13 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago

Nikki's Bio

Nikki hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

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  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    I love talking shit.
    I am married with 2 kids and look damn good.
    I am married to a Paki - Muslim and guess what....he is not a terrorist and treats me well!
    I converted to Islam but do not practice.
    I looooove spicy food.
    I am a b cup with a fatt ass......WHAT WHAT!
    I live in the BX.
    Don't phuk with me.

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    No comment.

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I can dish it as well as take it.

    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Christina Aguilera
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    2 turn tables and a mic........

    Your favorite food is...
    anything spicy
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    Kim Kardasian
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    Fight Club..

    Music You Would Die Without...

    I want a Mutha Phukin break beat!

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    eh....

    Your favorite quote is...

    Titties small, I got used to the squeeze. ~ODB

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Pakistan, Amsterdam, Italy.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Eyes

    Nikki's Guestbook (23)

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSALAM ALAIKUM.

    returning the stalking

    where is your favorite quote from???

    Can't think of the movie

    Hey Nikki. I am just stalkin' you back :-)

    Interesting profile...

    "I am married to a Paki - Muslim and guess what....he is not a terrorist and treats me well!"

    Gah, I HATE the sterotypes! I know plenty of muslim men who are very nice, respect women, and are NOT terrorists. In fact, I'm sure most muslims are good people but the media portrays them in such a horrible way! They try and make us believe they're all extremists but I'm sure they're not.

    And your babies must be cuties if the daddy is a paki. Everyone knows biracial kids are absolutely adorable...

    I've never dated a white guy (even though I'm white) and my current boyfriend is black so I'm pretty sure my future kiddies will be biracial so of course seeing biracial kids and interracial families makes me smile. :)

    Hi there. Return the stalk anytime ;-) Hope to see you again soon!

    Hey Now..

    Awesome!!!!!! What's the meaning behind the moon and the star on your flag? Does it come from the symbol of Islam? Mine is there because after Turkish soldiers fought and died, everywhere was covered in blood so when it was all over and dark in the middle of the night, the moon and star was reflected in their blood on the ground...so the red in Turkish flag stands for the blood of the Turkish soldiers that fought for our country. Very meaningful and gets me emotional every time.