hayduke

hayduke

Joined 21 weeks 2 days ago

Was bastardly 6 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago

39 years old

The Dirty South West Florida

hayduke's Bio

hayduke hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • F*&king Train Wreck I... (on This Is The Guy Who Slept With Judie Marsh Last Night)
  • Makes me long for her days... (on Eva Herzigova Brings The Afternoon Links)
  • Ouch....... (on Sarah Shahi - Esquire Women We Love Photos)
  • I wanna be the Meat in a... (on Christina Milian @ Apple Lounge Opening in West Hollywood)
  • Thanks Chris... Oh the... (on Selena Gomez Brings The Afternoon Links!)
  • She is gonna be such a... (on Selena Gomez Wears Two Outfits In One Day In NYC!)
  • What's on the right side of... (on Lauren Conrad Got Drunk @ Coco De Ville in Hollywood)
  • Love the shoes! But they... (on Hayden Panettiere Hard @ Work @ Her Other-Other Daytime Job)
  • Superfine!!! Just needs to... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Mai)
  • I'd hit that so hard...... (on Bastardly Lady of the Day - Calia)
  • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    1) I just cut off all my hair (for Locks of Love, it will grow back)
    2) I'm probably too old to be on this site
    3) I'm an amazing cook
    4) I live in Florida, but would be happier in NYC
    5) My taste in music is all over the map

    Craziest & Kinkiest Place You Wanna Get It Onnnn...

    ROFL...

    Been there, done that

    What makes you Bastardly?

    I'm a right awful bastard...

    - Drinking
    - Smoking
    - Screwing

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    90 - 140
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Kimberly Stewart
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    - Tequila
    - The Rolling Stones "Some Girls"
    - A strobe light

    Your favorite food is...
    Mexican
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    What do you mean "right now"?
    Music You Would Die Without...

    .... anything romantic

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    - Vanessa Hudgens

    (WHOOPS!!! SEEN IT!!!)

    Selena Gomez in 2 years...

    Your favorite quote is...

    ... but it never got weird enough for me.

    ~ Hunter S. Thompson

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    - Bali
    - Japan
    - Spain

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Eyes

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    No Reservations
    Countdown

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    2 chicks pulled knives on me and then fought over who I was going home with... no lie... it was ugly...

    Favorite TV Shows When You Were In Middle School...

    Christ, *MIDDLE SCHOOL*?!?!?!?
    This is really gonna date me...

    1)Miami Vice
    2)Square Pegs
    3)SNL

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    Jaymay - Autumn Fallin
    Liz Phair - Why Can't I?
    The Bravery - Split Me Wide Open
    The Stone Roses - Fools Gold
    The Stone Roses - Bye Bye Badman
    Bush - Glycerine
    Plumb - Cut
    Scissor Sisters - Skins
    The Smiths - Handsome Devil
    Steely Dan - Time Out of Mind

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    05/25/1969
    Your Bastardly Location
    The Dirty South West Florida
    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    Sheeeeiiiiittttt....., OK, in NO particular order:, - Adriana Lima, - Vanessa Hudgens, - Selena Gomez, - Audrey O'day, - Paulina Rubio, - Angelique Boyer, - Leslie Roca, - Karen Shields, - Julia Bond (minus the ink), - Eva Angelina
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    I'm your Father's worst nightmare

    hayduke's Guestbook (2)

    "...but it never got weird enough for me."

    Works for me! I hate cats.

    Hi! You're probably around the same age as me, and I feel too old to be on this site, too. I forgot about Miami Vice and Square Pegs. My other two faves.