Azfar

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Azfar

Joined 21 weeks 1 day ago

Was bastardly 9 weeks 16 hours 16 min ago

Rawang, Selangor, Malaysia

Azfar's Bio

Azfar hasn't written a bio yet. Lazy bastard.

Recent Bastardliness

  • Yo.... (on Mike Litoris's guestbook)
  • She's as hot as the... (on From The Bastardly Archives... Two Years Ago!)
  • Look at that whore. Wearing... (on Mariah Carey Has Pitching Trouble in Japan)
  • She pretty cute... (on Anna Faris @ "You Don't Mess With The Zohan")
  • He heh, slim shady... (on Emmanuelle Chriqui @ "You Don't Mess With The Zohan" Premiere)
  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN RELAXED... (on Konnie Huq @ BT Pod Show Launch Party, London)
  • I don't see it... (on Keeley Hazell @ Britain's Best Awards in London)
  • She looks horrible with her... (on Mischa Barton @ "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People")
  • She suck. (note missing 's'... (on Kim Kardashian @ Grand Opening of MGM Grand at Foxwoods)
  • She resembles Salma Hayek in... (on Hot or Not: Preity Zinta @ Chopard and Feretti Photocall)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    - I'm Malaysian.
    - I'm muslim.
    - I'm malay.
    - I'm male. Seriously, stop that.

    - I find freckles hot
    - I hate swimming
    - I eat using my hands
    - I like to drink in large mugs

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    Given anorexic 0 and human whales 10, it's 3-5
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    Winehouse?
    Your favorite food is...
    Something cheap and decent.
    Music You Would Die Without...

    Beatles.
    Velvet Underground.

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    Hotness, emotions, interestingness

    Two Favorite TV Shows...

    House.
    Fairly OddParents.

    What's the craziest thing (or two) you've been attacked by?

    PTSD

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    02/20/2008
    Your Bastardly Location
    Rawang, Selangor, Malaysia
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    - Amy Winehouse

    Azfar's Guestbook (8)

    Mike Litoris
    by Mike Litoris
    14 weeks 3 days ago

    Yo!

    Sir Percy of Scandia
    by Sir Percy of Scandia
    18 weeks 3 days ago

    Hello. Azfar

    Your favorite food is...
    Something cheap and decent.

    i couldn't agree more

    Glimmer
    by Glimmer
    19 weeks 3 days ago

    love the random facts all have an m factor. :)

    JennyClaire
    by JennyClaire
    20 weeks 4 days ago

    Hey!

    Moelicious
    by Moelicious
    20 weeks 6 days ago

    PTSD?

    for real?

    Sexy Rexy
    by Sexy Rexy
    21 weeks 14 hours ago

    Hello there newbie

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