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lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

Joined 31 weeks 6 days ago

Was bastardly 1 day 5 hours 15 min ago

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Recent Bastardliness

  • (No subject)... (on Caption This, Bitches! (Anna Faris Visits Dublin Edition))
  • just letting you know i ain't ignoring you. i'm no... (on Richard-Schlichting's guestbook)
  • whatever dude. i ain't... (on Vanessa Hudgens vs Ashley Tisdale: HSM 3 Premiere in London)
  • dude, why are you trying to... (on Vanessa Hudgens vs Ashley Tisdale: HSM 3 Premiere in London)
  • i don't know them so why... (on Vanessa Hudgens vs Ashley Tisdale: HSM 3 Premiere in London)
  • hey, Leni. yeah, i 100% agree about the bastardly.... (on Leni's guestbook)
  • i'm not to sure why she's... (on Jenna Dewan @ 15th Annual Women In Hollywood Tribute)
  • some people like their tarts... (on Vanessa Hudgens vs Ashley Tisdale: HSM 3 Premiere in London)
  • don't feel sorrow. trust me,... (on Vanessa Hudgens vs Ashley Tisdale: HSM 3 Premiere in London)
  • yes...... (on Mandy Jiroux @ Miley Cyrus 16th Birthday Celebration)

    • Bastardly Short List

    Give us 5+ random facts about yourself...

    No

    Photobucket

    that counts as 1, right?

    What makes you Bastardly?

    the fact that i'm a total and utter bastard... on a cataclysmic scale.

    Your Partner's Ideal Body Weight Range
    not fat... but not looking like your on the whitney houston pro-crack diet either
    Who is the ugliest celebrity right now?
    amy whinehouse is queen of the hideous
    Link To Your Favorite Bastardly Lady of the Day
    Leni?page=0,1
    What are three key ingredients for a crazy party?

    hot chicks and people getting fucked up on whatever they see fit to get fucked up on.

    Your favorite food is...
    why? no really, why? it's the most random question of the bunch
    Who is the most annoying celebrity right now?
    bai ling (seriously... what the fuck does she do, really? looks like a male kung-fu movie villian,meh!)
    Favorite Hollywood Movie Sex Scene...

    dunno about sex scene, but anything from striptease with demi moore has to go down as one of the hotter hollywood sexy moments (ow!)

    Music You Would Die Without...

    i love all types of music.
    but without house and old school hip hop... i would go mad

    One Celebrity You Wanna See Naked...

    adriana lima. shes done some nude shoots but she hasn't been naked in positions of my chosing... i'll leave it at that.

    For the Ladies...Your Top 10 Hottest Dudes List

    N/A

    Top Three Places You Wanna Travel...

    Japan
    Hollywood
    adriana limas bedroom

    What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

    face.
    and if on display... legs

    Turn On Your MP3 Player, Put It On Random, What Are The 1st 10 Songs That Play?

    Ice Cube - Check YoSelf (nice start)
    Lupe Fiasco - Dumb it Down
    Hard-Fi - Hard to Beat {Axwell remix}
    Lupe Fiasco - Sunshine
    Beyonce - Get Me Bodied (how random)
    Notorious BIG - Who Shot Ya
    Toronto - Electric ToothBrush
    Nas - Second Childhood
    Lupe Fiasco (again... WTF?) - Much More
    Jill Scott -Watching

    Well that was random. and for some reason my mp3 player seems to like Lupe.

    Your Bastardly Birthday (optional)
    07/16/2008
    Your Top 5 Ugliest Women List

    i really don't pay them enough attention. it's hard enough doing 10 hottest women...

    Your Top 10 Hottest Women List
    *Updated and more accurate*, 10.Dania Ramirez, 9. Katharine McPhee, 8. Meagan Good, 7. Jessica Simpson, 6. Vanessa Hudgens, 5. Amerie Rodgers, 4. Catrinel Menghia, 3. Megan Fox, 2. Cassie, 1. Adriana Lima
    Anything else you wanna say about yourself...

    NO!!! This section is void and i will only use it to post pics of hot ladies.

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    lokiman the cataclysmic bastard's Guestbook (540)

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    Sir Percy of Scandia
    by Sir Percy of Scandia
    1 day 11 hours ago

    thanks dr. phil! haha. for real i appreciate the concern but i'm good!

    Richard-Schlichting
    by Richard-Schlichting
    2 days 6 hours ago

    Hey yeah...I figured that or you are sleep. It's like 10:30 there right.
    Anyway...Just venting about life. No hurry.
    Talk to ya later

    Leni
    by Leni
    2 days 10 hours ago

    Hi Loki,
    Bastardly got a little big boring lately (quite a few regulars left, no cat fights anymore, lol) I'm glad you're still around tho,
    hope you're ok
    btw I don't have much time to be on forum but I do enjoy your "I Wanna Bang" series ;)
    tons of hugs!!!

    Sir Percy of Scandia
    by Sir Percy of Scandia
    6 days 11 hours ago

    yeah i know. i was trying to be funny. FAIL! haha

    Sir Percy of Scandia
    by Sir Percy of Scandia
    1 week 4 hours ago

    and all these people around me are grabbing at my cube saying no let me try and no you gotta twist the third row this way and the 5 column that way. its frustrating but i'm good. for real i'm good

    Sir Percy of Scandia
    by Sir Percy of Scandia
    1 week 4 hours ago

    yep bastardly has been lame for some time. we need a new users that cause shit or something new. i don't know if anything can save bastardly. i good a little confused but i'm good. my life is a rubik's cube and i just can't seem to get all the colors lined up and i think i'm gonna throw the damn thing against the wall! but i'm good.

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